Overheard conversations

[annageckos]

I use to work at a pet store. One day, as I was walking down an isle I hear two people arguing. It was two distinct voices. I got what I needed and, walking past the next isle glanced down it. There was only one woman. Arguing with herself. Using different voices.

 

[Fierlin1182]

Okay, that's kinda freaky.

Although I do tend to say things out loud to myself when I'm working...
Maths sitting next to me is apparently an interesting experience.

I overheard a guy saying the other day to his friend, "So I checked with ALL these airlines... Jetstar, Tiger, Virgin, Webjet..."

 

[bt03]

The end of this story is the overheard part the beginning is why I shook my head so hard.

18-year-old filling out a form this is how he writes his address:

lorzo 3th 79864 1234 tx*

He spelled the town wrong, he wrote 3th and not 3rd, put everything in a crazy order and what does his girlfriend tell him "Baby, you put the wrong house number"

*information changed from the actual address (except the 3th thing

)

 

[Whispering Winds]

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Oh my gosh!!!!!!!

 

[thebritt]

The owner of the brewery/restaurant I work at told me this...not overheard.
Her 3 yr old wanted to drink milk out of a tiny glass (resembling a shot glass). She drank, then paused and said, "Mommy, how come every time you drink out of a little glass you go like

?" and made that face!

 

[SarahFair]

Walking up behind my SO and some of his family -

Family member 1: "Hey, whys your camper shaking like that? Is your kid awake and tearing it apart?"
Family member 2: "Or maybe its just your parents in there having a good time"

Not 15 seconds later my MIL walks out.

We all just about fell to the ground while my SO turned a noticable shade of red.

 

[kansasgirlinutah]

My friend's mother was cutting up chicken for dinner one day and her 3-year-old granddaughter was standing on a chair watching. Finally the little girl says, "Awwww......poor puppy"

 

[kansasgirlinutah]

By the way.....what is an "SO" and an "MIL"?

 

[SarahFair]

Quote:
Significant Other and Mother In Law

 

[tay_boe]

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Bahaha. . . . . I love that!