Overheard conversations

[KristyHall]

oh yeah here i a cute one

a cute little girl in a cute pink dress was with her mom in the store and turned to the nearest person and announced " Mom Said I shouldn't take my dress off in public anymore"

or once a child was making an ice cream cone at a self serve buffet turned to the person behind her and said " my sister works at dairy queen!" then goes on her way.

 

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

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That is hilarious!

And so cute too!

 

[they'reHISchickens]

So now we know where the phrase " eye-popping" originated?

 

[WooingWyandotte]

My sisters talking in the car.

"Do I have anything in my teeth?" She bared her teeth.
"No, do I?"
"Yeah, a green thing."

 

[MamaRoo]

Two grown men on the bus:
Guy 1. Looks for a few minutes at guy 2 holding about three feet of PVC pipe. ... .. . ... . . . ......"Potato gun.... . . . ?"
Guy 2. "Yep"
Guy 1. .. ... .. . ........"Wife's out of town. .. .. ....?"
Guy 2. Nodding.."Yep"

 

[Amyable]

 

[Carols Clucks]

Today at Home Depot

Guy (very impatient) To HD employee (HD1): Are you the plumbing expert?

HD1: No but I have called him and he is on his way, but helping another customer just now, he will be here in just a minute.



Guy (Now super impatient) to another HD employee (HD2): Are YOU the plumbing expert??

HD2: No but is there something I can help you with?




Guy: No!! I need a plumbing expert!

HD2: Well maybe I can help you?



Guy (in an angry voice) Well you can try! I need the center to a toilet paper holder.

HD1 HD2 and me.....at the end of this aisle on the left.


LOL guess it takes a plumber to change the TP at his house

 

[MeatKing]

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[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

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Oh brother!

 

[Cpprpnny19]

My sister hears a knock on her door and opens it to find her neighbor
standing on the stairs with 2 brown eggs in her hand.


"Ruth, do you have 2 white eggs I can trade these 2 brown ones for?
I am making a white cake and don't want to darken the batter"

(my sis decided not to bother and got her the 2 white eggs)