Overheard conversations

[bt03]

This conversation took place in front os me at the Wal-Mart pharmacy line

Lady 1:Well he got busted again for making meth a couple months ago so we have to be really careful from now on in the house.
Lady 2: Why does it still have the traces in the walls? You know that's really bad for the kids.

L1: I know it is, that's why they aren't allowed to play in the kitchen. I just wish I could remember which pans he was using when he made everything.
L2: why?

L1: because sometimes after I cook I feel kind of funky and I'm not to sure if it's because I use the expired stuff I get at a discount from that one store or if it's from the meth he used to make in the pans.

 

[KristyHall]

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OMG!!!!!!!!

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

My phone self dialed a friend one time while I was inline at walmart. When she picked up the phone what she heard me say to one of the people I was with was "We will just have to find you someone else in the family to marry....) then other people making agreeing remarks.


She called me right back to ask WTH?

 

[gryeyes]

At the county fair, a darling little girl dressed all in pink looked wistfully at the stand where all sorts of shiny, sparkly things were displayed. She tugged at her daddy's pants leg and announced, "I want a hee-née-um bah-woon. Can I have a hee-née-um bah-woon?"

Daddy bought her a pink hee-née-um bah-woon.

I have called them that ever since. It was TOO cute.

 

[cameron]

On a date recently...

Girl- "I need to be home by 10pm tonite, is that ok?"

Me--"Yeah....but why so early?"

Girl--"Because I'm on probation because of some stupid drug and assault charges."

I had her home at 8:30.

 

[hennyannie]

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OMG!!!!!!!!

Yes, OMG!
My grandpa used to say if you don't open your mouth people will not know how stupid you are.
This would have been good advice for these two!

 

[Chinchilla2]

Overheard at the local park where we have a large flock of ducks and geese....

Small girl with bread bag : "Mommy! Look! I'm feedin' the ducks!"

Mom nods, smiling at daughter.

A few minutes later this goose (not sure what type, just a big white and grey goose with a top knot on it's beak/bill) comes wandering up.

The little girl literally THREW the entire bag of bread at this poor bird while screaming...

"Don't let the Honka Duck get me!!!"

Geese have been honkaducks since.

 

[hennyannie]

HONKA DUCKS!!! I Love it!
Thank You Kristyhall for starting this, I love to read these post.

 

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

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That same thing happened to me when I was little! Those HonkaDucks are scary creatures!

 

[DuckyGurl]

Mmk, I need to overhear a conversation! LOL! These are WAY too funny!