Owwww, who else has done this?

[Camelot Farms]

One of our beasts hid thier rawhide under their doggie bed which I stepped on tonight...thank you for the bruised foot Mitzy!

Owwwieeee!

 

[TigerLilly]

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I can identify with you on the legos...they hurt like a son of a bicuit eating bullfrog!
But guess what I'm buying for any grandkids? Payback is a bear!

 

[33yardbirds]

I don't know, all seems normal to me. How bout being snagged on a jetty rock putting pressure on the rod to dislodge it only to have the 3 oz dipsy launch from the depths, blast you right between the eyes. Knocked me out colder than a clam and still have a notch in my brow bone, plus I never caught a fish. Had a beautiful set of different colored racoon eyes for 2 wks.

 

[welsummerchicks]

I do, not infrequently.

 

[SparksNV]

did this wednesday - sliding a leaf out to make my dining room table bigger....

sorry it's blurry took the pic with the left hand

 

[Godsgrl]

The worst dog toy to step on is a cow hoof. If they are upright, and you get the sharp points-owie! We don't buy them for that reason.

 

[breezy]

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OH MY GOODNESS!!The mere thought of this one made me feel queasy Thats horrible.

 

[A.T. Hagan]

Legos are bad. Jacks are nothing more than danged caltrops that we've turned into children's toys. When my sisters were young my personal bane was their doggone doll furniture! Two in the morning, trying to get to the bathroom, crunch OUCmmmpphhh!

But the absolute worst is that terrible call of "Daddy!" in the late evening rousing me from sleep just in time to hear "hurkk! splatttt!" then stepping in it trying to get into her room.

"It was late in the evenin'
about a quarter of twelve.
My baby threw up
all over herself.
She got the bed
and her comforter too.
It was just the beginning
of those Puking Girl Blues.
Those Puking Girl Blues."

 

[HLAC]

I walked into the kitchen (in the dark) to turn on the coffee maker. Barely awake. With a bare foot I stepped down on a mouse. Feeling a warm furry body underfoot made me do a spectacular one legged leap upward. I just about ended up on the counter.

I jumped so fast, I didn't even squish the mouse.

I have done the barefoot/cat yak thing. Too many times....

I don't miss having a cat for that very reason.

My boyfriend is a toolmaker. He brings home little, twisty, sharp metal shavings stuck to his clothing. (I call them baby slinkies.) They fall off his clothes when he changes and they hide in the carpet in the laundry room or bathroom until I find them with my feet. They seem immune to the vacuum cleaner but jump right up to embed themselves in flesh.

 

[mom'sfolly]

Legos- check
cat yak -check
dog toys- check
kid yak in the middle of the night-check....

Also black cat sleeping on the stairs at night. A furry animated booby trap that is out to kill you!

What is it and kids throwing up in the middle of night. If my kid puked during daylight out hours I'd probably pass out from shock. The last big one was a couple of Christmases back, at grandma's house. The stomach flu pretty much hit the whole household within a couple of hours, with only me not getting sick. The first kid was in a raised bed that was in an "L" with the other bed. The kid in the top bed hit himself, his bed, his brother's bed, the floor, the wall and all the suitcases and clothes underneath the bed. The clean kid got moved to mom and dad's bed and then hit himself, the bed, the wall and the floor. It was a major puke fest for the next couple of hours, all in the middle of the night.