Pepper: *points to herself* HEY! Stan, I think you should check out the eye candy over here! I'm the one with the wattles! And I'm the same BREED as you! And I can do the fantail dance too!
See? See my beautiful fantail dance? But my tail ALWAYS stays like this. Pretty, huh?
Amulet's too busy staring at the buff orp roo to drag Pepper away and apologize to Stam for her behavior.