Peeing Outside

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peeing outside is actualy good for some things-its supposed to be a high quality fertilizer,and is even recommended doing by the UKs national trust, other UKers may also remember this story: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gardening-blog/2009/nov/13/composting-urine
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some reason,only men are allowed to do it though.

and about peeing in the garden in general [not just compost heaps like the above article]:
http://motherjones.com/environment/2009/07/trickle-down-theory
^this one mentions the affects of drugs in pee and says to dilute it.

besides the possible harm to animals as am not sure on that one,humans are just a bit to silly sometimes,they dont mind cow and horse crap being spread on their growing food to be,yet think its immoral to use human pee which like horse and cow crap;is just a recycled waste product of high quality for helping things grow.

the immoral side to peeing is if its used in a anti social manner,used against others wishes or if it attracts so called pests.
 
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Okay, I've just got to tell this story;

Many years ago I had a girlfriend who had what she referred to as a "leaky valve". When this woman said had to go it was right now! No waiting for the next gas station or rest area. She meant now. We were hauling a race car through Oklahoma on the Will Rogers Turnpike. I was driving, she was sitting shotgun and there were 3 other guys in the back of the van when she said, "I have to go." I pulled onto the shoulder and stopped.

No sooner had we stopped than the guys in the back bailed out of the side door to relieve themselves. K____ went to the road side, dropped her jeans, squatted down and proceeded to "take care of business". She said to me, "Tell those guys to stay on the other side." I did so and of course one of them had to ask, "Why?" When I explained he shouted out, "K____, are you really peeing over there?" She responded in the affirmative and he said, "What about all those people driving by?" Her response was classic, "I don't know them."
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hahahahaha, very funny!!!!
 
I used to have my sons "mark" the boundaries of the property against uninvited "guests". Of course they were more than happy to oblige. I also walk my dogs around the perimeter for the same reason.
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I admit to going in the back yard when I am outside doing chores. It's such a pain to run UP to the bathroom, since my only bathroom in in the back part of the upstairs. I have to go over or thru 2 dogs gates, 5 rooms and a flight of steps to get there. With my joints as bad as they are....well, using the great outdoors is an easy option. I live alone, and my property is pretty well surrounded by thick foliage, so no one can see me squating in my yard.
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I have a male friend who comes over to help me when something breaks. He will be standing there and just whip it out, so to speak, and let loose. No warning at all!
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I do, not many though. We all get together and see who can pee over a 6' fence. The winner gets a big glass of water and an encore presentation, with a standing room only crowd.

My first reaction to reading this was, I hope your neighbors are all men.
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Otherwise, I'm staying away!

As a single old woman I'd love to have man pee around my garden to keep the squirrels out. But I don't dare ask the neighbors. I don't think they'd get it at all. It does work though. When my son was still living at home I tried it out. Yes, it does work LOL.
 
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I do, not many though. We all get together and see who can pee over a 6' fence. The winner gets a big glass of water and an encore presentation, with a standing room only crowd.

My first reaction to reading this was, I hope your neighbors are all men.
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Otherwise, I'm staying away!

As a single old woman I'd love to have man pee around my garden to keep the squirrels out. But I don't dare ask the neighbors. I don't think they'd get it at all. It does work though. When my son was still living at home I tried it out. Yes, it does work LOL.

That brings up images that I'm not sure I am able to have...

On a lighter and not much less visually appealing note...

The effluent from a septic tank works wonders for predators and irritators like deer and squirrels...

You don't want to know how I figured that one out... but it does work
 
I'll never ceased to be amazed at how some folks recoil fro the acts of elimination that we and every other animal in god's creation are obliged to each day.

No doubt, much of it comes from our upbringing. I recall well having developed a sty in one eye when I was a kid. My grandmother, while appying the drops of dilute boric acid believed to help clear up the sty) allowed as how they came from pee-ing in the road. I knew better, but realized that Grandma must have had a handy view from her kitchen sink of my activity the last time I thought I was being discreeet in such an instance.

"Going" outdoors is my preference, always has been. Can't explain it. Just is. I can justify it economically for not having to tax the well or the pump for all the flushes that have not been required.

Only come-uppance I've had about it has come from Miss Karee, my beloved, who questions the practice whenever she catches me at it. I've tried to dismiss it as an idle pastime, such as writing my name in the snow.

"Oh," she said. " Okay. Scott's a short name."

I was non-plussed. We'll leave it at that.
 
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Well look at the bright side, if your name was richard, you would have had to pick her up off the ground after she passed out from laughing...
 
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Pretty sure the o.p. wanted to know if there were any health issues as it related to chickens.

When I hear the term pervert, I can't help but think of it in the sexual sense, which I suspect is sorta where you were going. I've always wondered what sort of people were turned on by the so called "golden shadows." I always thought folks like that were just make believe.
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