Peeing Outside

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I live in the suburbs and I'm a backyard pee-in machine
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Mainly at night and on my compost pile. Sometimes I just whiz in a bucket near the garage and haul it to the compost pile the next day.

I'm not worried about the chickens.
 
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Okay, I've just got to tell this story;

Many years ago I had a girlfriend who had what she referred to as a "leaky valve". When this woman said had to go it was right now! No waiting for the next gas station or rest area. She meant now. We were hauling a race car through Oklahoma on the Will Rogers Turnpike. I was driving, she was sitting shotgun and there were 3 other guys in the back of the van when she said, "I have to go." I pulled onto the shoulder and stopped.

No sooner had we stopped than the guys in the back bailed out of the side door to relieve themselves. K____ went to the road side, dropped her jeans, squatted down and proceeded to "take care of business". She said to me, "Tell those guys to stay on the other side." I did so and of course one of them had to ask, "Why?" When I explained he shouted out, "K____, are you really peeing over there?" She responded in the affirmative and he said, "What about all those people driving by?" Her response was classic, "I don't know them."
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I live in NW WA with a lot of alternative ideas. Here we have a free publication that heralded the benefits of peeing on your plants. It provides a nitrogen source for your plants and it is free. Actually, it says to pee around your plants and not directly on the leaves. It even talked about preferred storage containers if you don't want to let it flow freely out of doors. Heck, urine is sterile but I would think twice about letting the logs role.
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