As a police officer, you must see it every day. My avatar needs someone to calmly give it a slap. "Focus. Snap out of it, Smilie. We've got work to do so quit screwing around."
Hmm, that's interesting... I'm an ER Tech, I thought it was a picture of me after a 12 shift...
I can't have ducks because I'd fall in love with them. While I love the taste of duck I could never eat *my* ducks. I know. I'm a hypocrite!
I could never play with a duckling, let it bond to me, then think "This little guy is going to grow up to be delicious!"
Don't I rock?! LMAO!