@Flufferes you have inspired me.
Name: Colonel Sanders
Species: Penguin
Gender: unknown (jk male)
Physical Attributes: tie-dye
Spouse: none
Other family: some chickens in the Bermuda Islands that wear speedos and speak Samoan.
Age: no one knows.
Personality: is quiet and mostly grunts instead of speaking. Likes pink hippos
Other: People thought he sold fried chicken and was chased away from his island when they realized he did not, in fact, cook chickens. He flew (yes he flies) for miles and miles until he reached the isle of Sandwich (this is a real thing. Proof: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Georgia_and_the_South_Sandwich_Islands ) where he met an ostrich who told him the meaning of life, the secret to perfectly cooked chicken, the truth about the Illuminati, the location of Atlantis, and why Iceland is called Iceland even though it doesn't have ice.
Username: @Dawnclucks22
Name: Colonel Sanders
Species: Penguin
Gender: unknown (jk male)
Physical Attributes: tie-dye
Spouse: none
Other family: some chickens in the Bermuda Islands that wear speedos and speak Samoan.
Age: no one knows.
Personality: is quiet and mostly grunts instead of speaking. Likes pink hippos
Other: People thought he sold fried chicken and was chased away from his island when they realized he did not, in fact, cook chickens. He flew (yes he flies) for miles and miles until he reached the isle of Sandwich (this is a real thing. Proof: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Georgia_and_the_South_Sandwich_Islands ) where he met an ostrich who told him the meaning of life, the secret to perfectly cooked chicken, the truth about the Illuminati, the location of Atlantis, and why Iceland is called Iceland even though it doesn't have ice.
Username: @Dawnclucks22