Have you ever been so intoxicated, that you walked into the coop with a flashlight yelling at yourself, "What does an egg look like? Darn it! What does an egg look like? It's brown! Yes! Oh... Maybe blue. Crap! Is that an egg?!"
American Legions are bad for your health.![]()
Also dangerous when you and your neighbor both brew, make wine, and then as winery opens two miles down the road!