Pet names that are just plain weird?

[KristyHall]

A friend had a childhood cat named Stupid Smelly Cat

I've had pets named Dumaus (pronounced Doo-Moss, a polite way of saying Dumb A**)
Purr
D*** It Gene
Tiger Paw
Desperado
Yonah
Jolvh Usdhi
Akichita Chikala
Benny and the Jets
Spud
Pretty Bird
Dog
Cat
Bird
Gili

 

[Iowa Roo Mom]

For starters I have a snake named Fluffy...

But how about cats named Booger, Bethel, Stitches, and Dot Com?

 

[eenie114]

Y'all are jogging my memory... When I was seven I had a pet fly named Fleshy. Don't ask me why, I couldn't tell you. The neighbor cat was called Stupid, but as I recall, my dear grandmother had a more colorful name.

 

[cozycritters]

My dog's name is Funny... not like ha ha, it's a funny name, but actually 'Funny'.

 

[juliechick]

I named my Modern Game Bantam rooster and his little flock of ladies "Billy and the Boingers". Ten points if you can tell me where that name came from.

Chickens: Lemonhead, Helga, Dragontoes (a Silkie with 6 toes on each foot.)

 

[Karrie13]

Another one that I just remembered.

My son had a dog named "Pooper" given to him. Her name was modified to "Trooper".

 

[des189]

I have a Nigerian Dwarf goat... His real name is JMac but everyone calls him Piddle

 

[dela1991]

My cat, Jerry Jeff, lived to be 16 1/2 years old. One of our dogs is named Ajax. They are both just a little weird. I usually stick with Irish names or Rock Star names. My husband named Ajax and my kids named the cat.

 

[Rozzie]

When my son was about four, he decided to "name" a pair of hawks that we saw daily.

He named one of them Pecker...

I can't even remember for sure what he called the other one. It was something much less humorous.

No matter what I did, I could not persuade him to change that bird's "name"

He'd kill me if he knew I was posting this.

 

[tinychicky]

my friend has two cats. one named cosmo/big hunk/stud muffin and the other is baby ayzu/jeses/little hunk. they couldn't decide on a name, as you can see

i also just got an african dwarf frog named alistair, even though i'm pretty sure it's a girl...