Pet Peeves

[BigBlueHen53]

"I see that I have typhoid"???

You really did live in covered wagon! I know this is one of the diseases in Oregon Trail. That, and dysentery.

Lol! No, dear, I don't have typhoid, nor any other communicable diseases. The lower paragraph is what I actually typed, first draft. The top paragraph is the rdired EDITED version.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

My finger stutters...

 

[GodLovesU]

MATH

 

[thecatumbrella]

Lol! No, dear, I don't have typhoid, nor any other communicable diseases. The lower paragraph is what I actually typed, first draft. The top paragraph is the rdired EDITED version.

I'm just playing. That's what my brain read on your unedited version. Thank goodness for the edit button. I'm constantly making typos myself!

 

[talkinboutchickens]

Oh yeah, and also how people put syrup on their breakfast sausage. I can't stand it. Keep. Them. SEPERATE.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh yeah, and also how people put syrup on their breakfast sausage. I can't stand it. Keep. Them. SEPERATE.

NO

 

[notabitail]

People who complain about the way I want to enjoy my food.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Mooney is banned from moon colony.

Seems odd to name it after me but not let me in.

Anytime I complain about my neighbors shooting bazookas or using heavy machinery, he seems a little too interested.

FACTS

 

[thecatumbrella]

Seems odd to name it after me but not let me in.

Wait a minute... the moon has no atmosphere! You can clear all the brush you'd like while shooting off rounds, and I'd never hear it! Your application has been approved.

Some new pet peeves so I don't derail the thread:

The phrase "clap back".
When your straw has an invisible slice in it and doesn't work.
The sound of college bros laughing.

 

[Love Donkeys]

You feel like the blanket is literally going to scorch you, but then after you shove said blanket as far away as possible, you're instantly cold. Try with only the sheet. Nope, too cold still. Put blanket back on, too hot again. Rinse. Repeat.

Happened to me last night from 1-4:00 a.m.
Ergo, vis-avis, concordantly.... tired as crap today.

P.S. Please, someone reward me with recognizing that bit of nonsense above

I always sleep with one foot out from under the blanket. It seems to help.