Pet Peeves

[Sally PB]

Yeah, or people who sneeze really loud and scare the crap out of everyone!

Mainly dads and grandpas...

And little old ladies like me... I name one of the Hawaiian Islands when I sneeze.

(o-AH-u!)

 

[Brooks_]

I name one of the Hawaiian Islands when I sneeze.

(o-AH-u!)

That belongs in the dad joke thread.

 

[azurbanclucker]

That belongs in the dad joke thread.

I was thinking the same.

 

[troyer]

Yeah, or people who sneeze really loud and scare the crap out of everyone!

I like having an all out sneeze, but it doesn't need to be eardrum splitting.

 

[HappyClucker7]

Another pet peeve of mine is when people smack their lips while eating. I just think it's really gross and annoying.

 

[troyer]

My husband grabbed me last night while we were sitting on the couch and said, "Don't be scared!'
There was a long pause... And nothing happened.
I turned to look at him and said, "What?"
He told me he had to sneeze but it petered out.
So glad he warned me. His sneezes always startle me because they're ridiculously loud.

I hate when that happens, I like sneezing.
I also like distracting someone from sneezing.

 

[troyer]

How about the people who do the half sneeze? They start the sneeze and snuffle out and the end?

It's painful for me just to hear it, I feel like I have to finish it for them.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The poetic term is simply, "the crack of dawn," and it has nothing to do with what you see when the plumber is under your kitchen sink.

My chickens swear I don't feed them until the 'Crack of Noon."

 

[troyer]

My chickens swear I don't feed them until the 'Crack of Noon."

Is there a difference, except for the time of day?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Is there a difference, except for the time of day?

Ask one of my pigs if there's a difference between dawn and noon. They'll set you straight!