Or duct tape them to chairs...People who talk during movies, people using my yard as a short cut
Edited to add: I agree with the person who complained about people who make others sick. I have a coworker who picks her kids up from day care when they’re sick and brings them back to the office. They run around literally smearing snot - the xerox, the fax, everywhere! everywhere. Our manager lets her do it “because what is a working mom to do?” (Take sick leave and take them home!!!!)