Pet Peeves

[Brooks_]

There's a lot of money in religion. Problem is, I don't believe in lying to people.

Can you prove that the Order of the Sunburned Housepig is a lie though?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Can you prove that the Order of the Sunburned Housepig is a lie though?

Yes. There is no cake.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

My brother claims to be a Pastafarian. Something about a Flying Spaghetti Monster and wearing a colander on his head ... he has an irreverant sense of humor though and likes to tease me.

 

[azurbanclucker]

My brother claims to be a Pastafarian. Something about a Flying Spaghetti Monster and wearing a colander on his head ... he has an irreverant sense of humor though and likes to tease me.

Ra'men.

 

[nuthatched]

Yes. There is no cake.

Sacrilege. It's supposed to be otterpops, you heathen.

 

[Brooks_]

otterpops

 

[nuthatched]

My brother claims to be a Pastafarian. Something about a Flying Spaghetti Monster and wearing a colander on his head ... he has an irreverant sense of humor though and likes to tease me.

Do you get free garlic bread by joining?
How lasagna? Does he have pamphlets?

 

[NC_Quail]

When my free range chickens have to stay in the coop one day and they feel the need to scream the whole day to remind me of this terrible injustice.

fortunately, the eggs make it worth it!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Do you get free garlic bread by joining?
How lasagna? Does he have pamphlets?

That sounds more like the church of the subgenius.

 

[nuthatched]

That sounds more like the church of the subgenius.

I bet the garlic bread is stale.