PetSmart visit ends in BYC cricket massacre

JennsPeeps

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I hit Pet Smart today to get things for my neighbors' barking dogs (clicker, treats). I picked up 2 cats toys for my cats, who played wit them for about 30 seconds. Next time I'll just wad up tin foil.

I also got 30 crickets.

Lessons learned:
1. Don't let the chickens see the bag of crickets. Gwen popped a hole in the bag within 4 seconds of my bringing it into the back yard.
2. Make sure the banty gets a couple. The others were total pigs.
3. Don't hold a cricket. Gwen popped it on my hand.
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4. See & remember rule #1. Gwen grabbed the bag from me about 2 mins later and ran away with it, spilling all but about 3-4 crickets on the ground. Those were gone in .067 seconds, once the chooks realized what had happened. So much for giving them some crickets tomorrow.
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5. When you pull the last cricket out of the bag and it's cleaning its antennae, tell it that it doesn't matter how clean the antennae are - they're still delicious.
6. Don't let chickens see your fingers for about 5 mins after the feeding frenzy is done. They will still be excited and will try to grab your fingertips just in case there's a hidden cricket on your skin.
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That was fun!
 
That sounds awesome.

Have you ever tried to take a chicken into PetSmart? They always advertise that they welcome all sorts of pets to visit the store. Bringing a big rooster into the store would rule!
 

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