Pippin's Random Ramblings!!! 🐣😜

[Fluffy Lambs]

Last Christmas, I gave you my chicken
But the very next day, you showed it off on BYC
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Pippin

I'm dreaming of a poopy Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the eggs glisten and chickens listen
To hear clucking in the snow

You were friendly
You were lovable
Monarch of the coop
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the chickens they were singing
You asked me to cluck
And then we did crow

But then last Christmas, I gave you my chicken
And the very next day, you showed it off on BYC
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Pippin instead

You're smelly
You're skittish
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas coop
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas coop,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some turkey
And me and Pippin will crow

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about ducks
I just want Pippin for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Pippin

Oh, Pippin yeah, oh Pippin yeah
Pippin the chicken is a smart, cute soul
Pippin the chicken is a fairy tale they say

Pippin baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Pippin baby, won't you crow with me tonight?

So here it is, poopy Christmas
Everybody's here to cluck
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a poopy Christmastime
Simply having a poopy Christmastime

I'm 95% percent convinced you are a chicken.

 

[PippinTheChicken]

People: make theirs make sense
Me: put the word 'plant' in every box

Last Christmas, I gave you my Plant
But the very next day, you plant
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to plant

I'm dreaming of a plant Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the plant glisten and plant listen
To hear plant in the snow

You were plant
You were plant
Monarch of plant
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the plant they were singing
You asked me to plant
And then we did plant

But then last Christmas, I gave you my Plant
And the very next day, you plant
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to plant instead

You're plant
You're plant
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas plant
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas plant,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some plant
And me and plant will plant

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about plant
I just want plant for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is plant

Oh, plant yeah, oh plant yeah
plant the plant is a plant, plant soul
plant the plant is a fairy tale they say

plant baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
plant baby, won't you plant with me tonight?

So here it is, plant Christmas
Everybody's here to plant
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a plant Christmastime
Simply having a plant Christmastime

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Last Christmas, I gave you my cheese
But the very next day, you cheese
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to cheese

I'm dreaming of a cheese Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the cheese glisten and cheese listen
To hear cheese in the snow

You were cheese
You were cheese
Monarch of cheese
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the cheese they were singing
You asked me to cheese
And then we did cheese

But then last Christmas, I gave you my cheese
And the very next day, you cheese
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to cheese instead

You're cheese
You're cheese
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas cheese
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas cheese,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some cheese
And me and cheese will cheese

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about cheese
I just want cheese for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is cheese

Oh, cheese yeah, oh cheese yeah
cheese the cheese is a cheese, cheese soul
cheese the cheese is a fairy tale they say

cheese baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
cheese baby, won't you cheese with me tonight?

So here it is, cheese Christmas
Everybody's here to cheese
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a cheese Christmastime
Simply having a cheese Christmastime

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

You really are bored!

 

[PippinTheChicken]

You really are bored!

Yes save me

 

[Everose]

Happy Christmas to you

Every time my grandmother says this to me I'm like

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Anyone have any cute flock pics? @AngBantamLuv?

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

My little midget Barnevelders

 

[PippinTheChicken]

My little midget Barnevelders View attachment 2926982

Awww

 

[AngBantamLuv]

I need new ones... which i will have soon!!! I got my coop and run delivered. Unfortunately the guy was working alone and we ran into a clearance issue w the falling down fence (leaning into my yard.. ) so i called a place that moves ramadas, swing sets, spas etc to have them come level the spot its going to and set it on there for me. The guy warned me not to try moving it he used a tractor to lift it, but i must have looked determimed.

Here is Esmeralda staring in through the sliding glass door at me.