Places in the US where No Idiots Live

[Ec_Prokta]

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Yeah!

And it will be law that every house has at least one incubator!

 

[St-Hubert]

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Our covenants will ban alarm clocks! Roosters, yes. Alarm clocks, no. Any noob who complains about chickens gets a visit, from Team NutPunch. Followed by a polite gift basket, comprised of a large, cardboard box, some wood shavings, a feeder, a waterer, a smaller box that is making cheeping noises and a heat lamp.

Our community CC&Rs will state that you can have more than one vehicle (exhaust system optional) but at least one of the vehicles must be able to carry cargo (vagueness included for free), chickens are required, gardens are required. Except for the nudists, fences should be no more than elbow high, so you don't bonk the bottom of the pie plate, flower arrangements and casserole dishes on them, when passing stuff back and forth, to the neighbors.

Politeness is required. Disagreements will be settled by the spouses of the people involved. In the event of a tie, the matter will be settled by a contest to see whomever can grow the largest pumpkin.

The only true sin will be not taking care of your animals.

Spanking is okay.

Tube tops are not okay.

I vote you mayor.

I second that.

 

[Cetawin]

No...not even on the Planet does such a fantasy exist. Should you find it, tell us. We can all chip in and buy the entire state or country, move there and close our borders. Everyone must take an IQ test and a basic general knowledge exam and a personality quiz to enter.

 

[jbowyer01]

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[Whispering Winds]

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I have a joke written in my dear ole' mama's handwriting about the mental patients taking a walk one day outside with their nurse in charge. They were just strolling along when a bird flew over and pooped right on one of the guy's heads. The nurse said, "Oh my gosh, stay right there, I will be right back with some toilet paper." As she went hurrying back to the hospital, one of the patients looked at the other one and said, "and they think we are crazy! Why, by the time she gets back with that toilet paper, that bird will be long gone!"

 

[Sugar Sand Farm]

No place is perfect or idiot proof but where we live it comes close. We are 18 iles outside of a very small town in a very large county with only 18,000 or so people in it. I have 1 house next to me that empty, my daughter lives next door (with a 20 foot deep gully between we cant see her she cant see us) one neighbor across from my daughter then the next neighbor is 1/2 mile down the road and his house is so far back you have to go looking for it. I also have a neighbor down around the corner about 1/8 mile away Other than that we are in the woods. You are lucky if you see 5 cars go down the street in a day and 2 of those are the school buses. I you dont mind sand gnats, yellow flies or horse flies then come down down and check it out. But dont try to use your GPS it dont do our back roads you will wind up in timbucktoo

 

[yotetrapper]

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I beg to differ with that statement. Here in CA we have idiots in every shape, size, social status, economic status. I think our idiots far outweight those on the east coast.

Yes, debi CA is definitely an exception, in fact, that whole coast. I was referring to like, from IN to WY,.

 

[scbatz33]

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Sorry BockBock, even Walnut Grove had NELLIE!

I am pretty sure there is no such place, unless you're visiting. I know of lots of wonderful places, but once you stick around for a while, the idiots start creeping out like cockroaches.

I just moved into the most wonderful little town in small-town New Hampshire, and was so pleased and honored when the "locals" invited me to 'local karaoke night' that's held every other week at a neighbor's house. I went religiously (since it was the only thing to do in town, and it was nice to have a night out not far from home).

So everything was great for a few weeks, I had a nice time socializing with everyone. Then suddenly, one woman decided I "wanted her husband" and that started a rumor and the next thing you know my whole happy little town thinks I'm a husband stealer! I still don't know how any happy husband could be "stolen", but that's what they think. It's so ironic, because if you could SEE these husbands! I wouldn't take them for free, never mind STEAL them!

There was a thread recently talking about stereotypes and I posted more about this. It was really disappointing because I thought I had fit in well with the neighborhood and then discovered they were really just a bunch of alarmist gossips.

So nope, haven't met a town without jerks yet!

And that nosey Mrs. Olsen!! Remember when she ran the phone line? or the paper! OMG! How Caroline didn't ever coem to full on cat fight with her!! Only highlights what a nice lady she was, but man I would had to lay the smack down on her and that child oooooooh and NANCY!!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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I beg to differ with that statement. Here in CA we have idiots in every shape, size, social status, economic status. I think our idiots far outweight those on the east coast.

Yes, debi CA is definitely an exception, in fact, that whole coast. I was referring to like, from IN to WY,.

Been in every state in teh lower 48 and CA has it's own special breed of idiot......just MHO, of course!

 

[JetBlack]

Heavenirvanatopia. Exit 3:16

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