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3 couples died and went to the pearly gates, when Peter said "if you can tell me why you should be allowed into heaven, you and your wife may come in." The first man said " I was a giving man..." Peter said no, you are cheap, you have always been cheap you even married a lady named Penny you are so cheap." Peter then waved the couple away, The second couple stepped forward "I was never stingy..." Peter said, yes but you were a gambler, you liked gambling so much you married a lady named "Betty" Then he waved away the couple, the last husband looked at his wife and said..."come on.. let's go, Fanny."
 
3 couples died and went to the pearly gates, when Peter said if you can tell me why you should be allowed into heaven, you and your wife may come in. The first man said " I was a giving man..." Peter said no, you are cheap, you have always been cheap you even married a lady named Penny you are so cheap." Peter then waved the couple away, The second couple stepped forward "I was never stingy..." Peter said, yes but you were a gambler, you liked gambling so much you married a lady named "Betty" Then he waved away the couple, the last husband looked at his wife and said..."come on.. let's go, Fanny."
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