Please make up some quotes for me y'all

[gritsar]

I'm making my DSD a "mamaw & me" cookbook for a christmas present.

I've checked all my favorite quote sites and haven't found any suitable quotes about grandmothers.

Please make up some quotes for me, from memories of your grandmas. One line quotes would be great.

TIA

 

[jerseygirl1]

'Eat the crust, it'll make your hair curly'

hahaha

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
That'll work!

Keep em coming.

 

[Boyd]

Grits make the cows come home.....

 

[insiderart]

Wipe your feet...

 

[Goose and Fig]

If you sleep naked the house will burn down and you'll have to run outside with no clothes.

yeah- my mom is kinda strange that way.

 

[Goose and Fig]

My all-time favorite-

Mom always said never nail yourself in a box and drop it in the lake. - Cow and Chicken

 

[horsejody]

Knock it off or you'll get a hiney whoopin'.

When I was little, I actually thought that hiney must be a German swear word for butt.

 

[dlfridie]

My favoite quote around the house is;

"IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY...AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY"

 

[Camelot Farms]

Grammas are like cookies...they come in all shapes and sizes.