Please make up some quotes for me y'all

[Benelli]

Go get a switch of the willow tree so I can swat your bottom!

 

[debilorrah]

Don't eat the seeds, you'll get a vine in your bellybutton.

 

[Camelot Farms]

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown


Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. ~Welsh Proverb


A child needs a grandparent, anybody's grandparent, to grow a little more securely into an unfamiliar world. ~Charles and Ann Morse


A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. ~Author Unknown


What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies. ~Rudolph Giuliani


A house needs a grandma in it. ~Louisa May Alcott


When a child is born, so are grandmothers. ~Judith Levy


There's no place like home except Grandma's. ~Author Unknown


If God had intended us to follow recipes,
He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.
~Linda Henley


Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. ~Pam Brown


Being grandparents sufficiently removes us from the responsibilities so that we can be friends. ~Allan From


Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them. ~Gene Perret


Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. ~Marcy DeMaree


Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies. ~Author Unknown


Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever. ~Author Unknown


Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation. ~Lois Wyse


It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace. ~Christopher Morley


They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable. ~Joan McIntosh


I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture. ~Susan Strasberg


It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother. ~Author Unknown


Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old. ~Mary H. Waldrip


If nothing is going well, call your grandmother. ~Italian Proverb


I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. ~Gene Perret

 

[Goose and Fig]

If you don't stop your pouting, a little man is going to come out and sit on your lip and go fishing!

(I've never been able to get that visual out of my head.)

Oh yeah Debiraymond- the watermelon growing in your belly! Ha ha ha.

 

[gritsar]

Thanks y'all. Those are great.
Camelot, thanks for taking the time to find all those for me. I'll use them all.

 

[Country Heart]

When a child is born, so is a grandmother.

 

[wildorchid053]

if you go out in the rain your gonna get sick...

your ears are so dirty you can grow potatoes in them...

put a sweater on. i am cold so you must be cold..

if you pick up a toad you will get warts..

 

[thechickenchick]

If you serve great food honey, they won't remember your dress! My Grandmothers words of wisdom

 

[featherbaby]

How far away is "the middle of next week" and how hard would my grandma have to hit me to send me there?

If yer grandpa won't eat it, give it to the dog. If the dog won't eat it, give it to the chickens. If the chickens won't eat it, give it to the cat....and she'll find some place to bury it.

Some people just ain't happy unless their life is in the toilet and their hair's on fire.

The ones telling you to calm down are likely the ones who got you all stirred up in the first place.

Eat a live toad for breakfast every morning and nothing worse can happen to you all day.

I've told you a MILLION times.....quit EXAGGERATING !!!!

 

[CityClucks]

My grandmother always used to say "If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live 'til I die." (She lived in the panhandle of Oklahoma - trees are very scarce out there.)