Please make up some quotes for me y'all

[silkie33]

"You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think."

 

[Damummis]

Don't do anything you don't want printed on the front page of the newspaper

 

[blue fire]

If you make that nasty look on your face, it will stay on there forever

 

[JimWWhite]

"PawPaw loves you the most, no matter what MaMaw says!!!"

 

[PeeperKeeper]

"Grandma, I love you 'cause your so soft and fluffy" (Isn't nice to know your not overweight for nothing?)

 

[ams3651]

when we talked at the table my gram said "Every time a sheep Baa's it looses a mouthful"

 

[debilorrah]

Always wear clean underwear.

 

[TammyTX]

I had a cookbook once and on the "Breads" front page it said, "Don't throw biscuits at Grandma, she's slow."

I always wondered who would throw bread products at their grandmother......

 

[ebwy]

"I've shot better men than you!" (someone's WWII veteran gran yelling at her grandaughter's ex)

 

[debilorrah]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!