Please, Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AK Michelle]

Our Chesapeak has caused both Fed Ex and UPS to levitate and fly straight back about 10 feet. Pretty sure UPS didn't even hit the ground before he got 50 feet down the driveway to where he left the truck. What can I say, she's big, the top half of the door is clear glass, we have kids, she takes her protecting job very seriously.

Anyway, the pizza guy never even flinches.... Maybe we should get him a job at Fed Ex! He can teach those others to stop being pansies. It's not like she has thumbs and can open the door to get him.

thanks for the visual, it made me giggle (now that I know it wasn't your eggs)

Michelle

 

[daisychick]

Yeah! I am glad it wasn't your eggs. I was picturing you running or riding your bike all over the place looking for the FedEx Truck!

 

[giasmom]

Okay now that you know it was not your eggs, put a note on the door so that when he comes with your next package he will understand that they are eggs and need to be delevered ........
This will help!!!! ( Hate to say this , I am an EX Fed-Ex driver !)
Also if it was Fed Ex Ground they deliver on Saturdays !

 

[MagsC]

Oh and I WOULD have,LOL!!!! (Run him down by whatever means necessary)
Yes, I think they need to get a Fed Ex guy with more nerve. Though more than one person has been frightened of our Chow cross and Mastiff/Pyr cross. But for cripes sake. Its a solid wooden door between the guy and the dogs.

I LOVE the visual of a UPS or Fex Ex person levitating back 10 feet!!!!!!
Thanks giasmom, I will put a note out there in bold black and white to where he CAN NOT miss it!

 

[daisychick]

Your note should say this "Please knock, I AM home, do not leave with my package or next time the dogs Will be outside"

Just kidding of course but it would be funny.

 

[MagsC]

I keep them with me, if I am out, they are out, if I am in, they are in. The boys mean business so I always supervise. They DO listen if I tell them "enough" and let someone in but they are always watching the person. Our chow cross lays on the floor with his head on his paws and "grumbles" at them. Like he is saying "Yeah buddy, put one STEP wrong in this house...!!!!" They are well behaved and trained but I WANT them to bark when someone comes onto the property or to the door.
Now back to waiting for eggs, which wont be here today since the mail has already run.
Unless UPS shows up.....

I better get my track shoes ready.