PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's logs (or diaries)

[little farmer]

Snap, why are you telling Junior it's circles not sirckles if you called them sirckles yourself?

N-no, I was telling her that it was 'circle' not 'sirckle.' Get it?

 

[Malibu99]

Okay, this entry is for yesterday, and I WILL get the entries done today if it's the last thing I do. Which I hope it isn't the last thing I do. XD

Bisquick:
This is more of an orange, so I'll write in this orange. Today wasn't all that great, but we free ranged some again. Buttermilk couldn't come out during the first time cause *in a baby voice* she had to lay an eeeggggg. Well, l said to lay it outside, but she said it's not as comfy. I said boo-hiss. She said that I'm mean and that she'll peck me even though I'm the boss. I didn't wanna start a fight (Buttermilk: AND, you didn't wanna get pecked.) Quiet, Buttermilk, so anyways, our morning time-out was kind of short. Snap went in the pantry, and almost knocked over the box with all of our food in it, so Mom moved her aside, and she stepped, and knocked over the oyster shell dish. Snap is very clumsy. Then, the second time, we dug in Grammie's gardens!! Even Buttermilk did some. Then, Mom came out with these delicious big black sirckles. (me note: circles. They were oreos.) They were SO yummy!! But, then we didn't see Mom at all, except that she filled up our food. Fun day- not. -Bisquick


Buttermilk:
I thought that this color was kind of close to maroon, so I chose this and bolded it. So you could get the full effect of the color. I think that it's better that way. Anyways, I had to miss the morning outing cause l was laying a stinkin' egg. I usually like laying eggs cause it makes Mommy happy, but l don't like laying eggs when my sisters are out playing without me!! So, I missed the morning outing completely. But, we came out later, and we went in Grammie's gardens. Mommy came out with these yummy round black pieces of food that were called 'moreos.' (Snap: No, no!! Am I the only one who gets this?? They were called oreos.) Ohhh, oreos, okay. Well, anyways they were yummy. -Buttermilk



Snap:
Today wasn't as great as I hoped it would be, but it was okay cause we got some black round things called 'oreos' Bisquick said that they were black 'sirckles' and Buttermilk called them 'moreos' but they are OREOS. Who knows what Junior might call them. Anyways, Today l tried to get some corn, and I found the bin that Mommy keep all our supplies in, so I stood on that, and almost knocked over the feed, so Mom backed me up some, and I stepped off the bin, then I knocked over the oyster shell bowl. Hehe, I'm very clutsy. But, I'm working on that. We free ranged today, but only came out twice. -Snap

Junior:
Okay, this is as close as a baby blue that I could find, and still read it. So, Mommy gave us these yummy sirckle shaped 'moreos'. (Snap: Noo, noo, NO!! OREOS. They're not sirckles they're circles.) Ohhh, circles. Okay, and oreos. Well, the moreo- I mean oreos were yummy. And, Buttermilk had to miss out on the morning outing cause she was laying an egg. And, Snap spilled our oyster shell dish all over Mommy's newly cleaned floor in our pantry. Snap is a clutz. Today we free-ranged some. I might just keep this color. I like it and it suits me. -Junior

ETA- OHH now I see. Oops. Sorry Snap.

Ella: Malibu tends to misunderstand things when she's tired.

 

[little farmer]

Oh, she was saying that Bisquick called them sirckles. XD. Hahaha, yes you misunderstood, but that's alright. And, she was telling Junior that they were circles not sirckles.

 

[chickens 4 ever]

I cant BARELY read Snap's color.

 

[little farmer]

Today, I will get the two entries in. I will. This is for yesterday.

Bisquick:
Today was boring except that we got some more cheese, and our chicken diaper came!! Mom was trying to get it on Junior, but she failed, then she tried Buttermilk, then she failed, then after numerous tries with Snap, she got it on. Lucky Snap got to go in the house!! Sssshhhhh, don't tell anyone. She said it was fun, and she walked on this big rectangular thing that was very soft and cushy, but she said that there was no grass. (me note: Snap stepped on a carpet.) At least we got cheese today. -Bisquick


Buttermilk:
This is my favorite color. It's kind of plummy-maroony. So, I like it. Today we got some cheese!! Oh, and our chicken diaper came. It's a cute pattern, but I didn't want that on me!! Mommy tried to put it on Junior, then me, then she succeeded in putting it on Snap, and she got to go in the house!!! She said that she stepped on a market (Snap: No, Buttermilk, carpet.) Oh, carpet. That didn't make sense that you stepped on a market. Anyways, hopefully more tomorrow!! ~Buttermilk

Snap:
Today we got some cheese. Aaaaannnnddd, what you've all been waiting for we got -drumroll please- A CHICKEN DIAPER!!!!! Mom tried to put it on Buttermilk-no, first Junior, then Buttermilk, then she put it on me. She could only get it on me cause the other two squirmed too much. I got to go inside Mommy's house!!!! I looked in her room, and the kitchen, and I stepped on a soft and cushy thing called a 'carpet.' The only thing that I didn't like about Mommy's house was that there wasn't any grass.......... Next time I will find out where she gets all the good food that she gives us. -Snap


Junior:
I couldn't find my old color, so here is this new one. I think it actually is a baby blue!!! Today we got cheese, and our chicken diaper came!!! Mommy tried to put it on me, but I squirmed too much. Then she tried Buttermilk, and that didn't work either. So, she got Snap, and succeeded!! Then, Snap got to go in her house!! She told us all about it. She went in Mommy's room, then the kitchen, and she stepped on this thing called a mar- I mean carpet!! It was so soft and cushy she said. I would've let Mom put on the diaper if I knew I was gonna go in her house!! -Junior

 

[chickens 4 ever]

I like a Snap's and Buttermilk's

 

[little farmer]

I like a Snap's and Buttermilk's

shanks.

 

[little farmer]

Okay, I WILL, get them done today. (Sorry, I didn't have time for the colors.)

Bisquick:
Today was kinda boring, except that another human friend of Mom's came over and saw us. But, once during our first time out, I went in to lay an egg, and Mom went looking all over the yard for me!! But, then she checked in our warm part, and there I was. Der, mom!! Ummm, nothing much to write about. Snap tipped over the feed today, and we got some cheese. Well, more tomorrow!! -Bisquick

Buttermilk:
Nothing exciting really happened today. Snap tipped over the feeder (as usual) and a friend of Mom's came over. I did not get near her. I hope tomorrow is more exciting.......................... ~Buttermilk

Snap:
Nothing happened that was unusual yesterday. Bisquick got 'lost' (not really) But, Mom thought that Bisquick had wondered off, and she was just laying an egg. I tipped over the feed, and everyone said that I'm clumsy. Sometimes it's fun to be clumsy. -Snap

Junior:
Oh well, today was another boring day, but Mom had a friend come over, and she picked me up. :3 I'm usually the one who gets picked up with new people. I'm always the new people's favorite (Bisquick: Okay, Junior, enough bragging.) Okay, alright. But, we got some cheese, and Snap tipped over the food. I was in the middle of eating!! Oh wells. -Junior

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick:
Today we came out three times. We got let out the third time to have some spaghetti for dinner. :3 It was yummy. Our Aunt came over today. Buttermilk decided to go broody, but Mom used the trick that she used on Snap and it worked. The trick was to block off our bedroom. Junior had to lay an egg in the middle of the morning outing, so Mom unblocked the warm area. I got to lay an egg in the bedroom, but poor Snap had to lay it in the wire area, cause the warm area was blocked off. I realized that Snap isn't too good at flying, so I'm giving her personal lessons. -Bisquick

Buttermilk:
I tried to go broody today, but Mom blocked off the warm part, so no broodiness for me!! Bisquick is giving Snap personal flying lessons. I thought that was a good idea cause Snap isn't the greatest of flying. She's kind of scared of heights. And, along with that she's super clumsy. But, she's fun. We came out three times today, and we ate out (me note: outside) on the third time. We had a very delicious supper, which was spaghetti. I love spaghetti. More tomorrow!! ~Buttermilk

Snap:
Today Bisquick said that she's gonna give me personal flying lessons!!! I was so excited, cause I'm not that great of a flyer, and I don't like heights. We had psgehtii (me note: pronounced PA-sketti. It means spaghetti.) for dinner tonight, and it was so yummy!!! Buttermilk was gonna go broody, but Mom decided 'No way!!' and blocked off the warm area, so I had to lay an egg in the wire area. I hate it when I have to do that. Can't wait for tomorrow!! -Snap

Junior:
Do you like my color? It's supposed to be a pale, pale purple. I like pale colors. Anyways, today we had pasketti for dinner tonight!! Snap gets to have personal flying lessons from Bisquick!! Bisquick is the best flyer in our flock, so she's taken to teaching Snap, cause Snap isn't really that great at flying, and she's scared of heights. Buttermilk was gonna go broody, but- nope- Mom blocked off the warm area, and she broke Butter of her broodiness. It really stunk for Snap though, cause she had to lay an egg in the wire area. More tomorrow!! -Junior

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick:
Today we got baths. I hate baths. The laying down part is fun, cause I get to sleep in the warm sunshine. I hope we get some treats tomorrow!! One of Mom's friends came over, to us she's our Aunt, but we have to Aunts that are Mom's friends. We had a church service this morning, cause it was Sunday, and everyone kept stalling!!! -Bisquick

Buttermilk:
Today we had church, and we got baths. I like baths okay. Once l get used to the water then I like them, but I especially like the lying down part if Mommy gets me in a comfortable position. Our Aunt came over and saw me (Bisquick: Us.) *annoyed huff* And saw us today. Bisquick went last with bathing. More tomorrow!! ~Buttermilk

Snap:
Today we got baths, and Bisquick started me on the flying lessons!!! I flew down the smaller wall, but tomorrow l might do the bigger wall. Anyways, the only part that I like about baths is the drying part. We get to lay down in cozy blankets. Oh yea!! Our Aunt also came over. -Snap

Junior:
Today I felt really grimy, and Mommy picked me up, and said that 'I stunk.' 'Stunk' meaning that I smelled bad. Not that she didn't like me. So, thankfully, we all got baths!! I was grateful for one today, because l felt really dirty and gross. We had a church service, and we all sung 'I'm in the Lord's army.' I like that song. Our Aunt also came over today. -Junior