PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's logs (or diaries)

[Chicks Galore3]

so do you actually have church with your chickens? It sounds fun.

 

[little farmer]

so do you actually have church with your chickens? It sounds fun.

No, I don't. But, sometimes when l'm bored in church, l think about my chickens having a little service in their coop. XD
Okay, from now on, l'm going to write about days that had something exciting happen.

Bisquick: Don't forget to post on our chat thread!!!

 

[Chicks Galore3]

LOL sounds like something i would do XD

 

[little farmer]

Okay, nothing exciting has really happened, but tonight something sort of have.

Bisquick:
SCHOOL!!! AAAHHH!! MOM STARTED SCHOOL WITH US!!!! We have four classes. Perching, balancing, digging, and Take-off. Digging is my favorite. :3 And, we have extra-curricular classes which are: 'The Art of Egg-laying' (Jr and Butter do that) and 'How to Make a Dustbath' (Snap and I do that) And then we have sports!!! Our sports are: Flying and Track & Field. I do all the sports. Butter only does field. I told her to do Flying cause she's a super good flyer, but she said that it rumples her feathers. I rolled my eyes. Jr and I are the 'school's' flying team. I told Snap to join, but she said that she wasn't good enough. So, I've decided to work a little harder with her. :3 Today was the first day of school. It was fun for starters I guess. Butter is really good at balancing. You should've seen her in the pantry yesterday!!!!! -Bisquick

Buttermilk:
School has started, but I'm kind of glad. We got homework on the first day!!!! I take five classes. Four of which everyone takes, but Jr and I take the other one I take. I take Perching, balancing, Take-off and Digging. My extra-curricular class is The Art of Laying Eggs. I absolutely love Balancing. :3 I'm very good at it. I only do one sport. Bisquick does all the others!!!! ~Buttermilk


I'll do Snap and Junior's tomorrow cause it's getting late over here.

 

[chickens 4 ever]

DO ANOTHER ENTRY!

 

[little farmer]

Okay. My chickens will tell about their day not in journal entry form, but while talking to each other like so: (It might be more interesting)

Bisquick:
ADVENTURE!! ADVENTURE!! ADVENTURE!!!!! I WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!!!!
Snap: Calm down Bisquick. It's practice today!!!
Junior: Can I sit out on Flying Bisquick? My wing hurts.
Buttermilk: Aw, you poor thing. Do you want me to help groom your feathers.
Junior: Um, well yea, that'd be great-
Bisquick: NO!! Junior, you must push past the pain, feel your inner strength!! Take to flight!!!!
Junior: But, I can't. My wing hurts.
Bisquick: Gah. Fine.
Snap: I'll substitute!!
Bisquick: Okay, Snap. Put you wings out. Lift with your legs, bend your 'knees' when landing, aaaand *lands and pauses* pause.
Buttermilk: Okay, Juni, I know just how to massage your wing. *starts grooming it with beak*
Junior: AAAhhhhhh................................... That's nice.

 

[little farmer]

Some entries. I'll pick two chickens to do the entry.



Junior:
School, school, school. And, rain, rain, rain. It was such a gloomy day today!!! But, Buttermilk told me to do my homework, so I did. I had some for The Art of Egg-laying. Buttermilk LOVES that class, I think that it's boring. Buttermilk says that I'm horrible at laying eggs. Well, good gracious girl!! It's hard to lay an egg when there's someone else in there pecking me!! So, that's why I have a new laying spot!! The greenhouse!!! (little farmer note: the wire area) I lay my eggs in there!!! But, Mommy doesn't like it that I do that. I dunno why. She said that she wants to collect them and not waste them. There were two floating in the poop bin this morning. :3 (little farmer note: they were floating cause it was full of rain water) So anyways, keep reading!!! -JuNiOR

Snap:
Today it rained all stinkin' day!!!! I filled in my notebook for How to Make a Dustbath. We only came out once earlier this morning because it rained!!! Junior has been laying her eggs in the greenhouse, so Mommy had a chat with her about laying in the warm area. BUTTERMILK IS DONE BROODING!!! But, this morning she got trapped in the pantry (springhouse) and she was screaming off her comb!!! Bisquick and I- well I guess the other too- like being coopschooled (Buttermilk: AAPP!!! I do NOT like being coopschooled all that much because I don't get to see my chicken friends at school, so-) BUTTERMILK!!! STOP intruding on my journal entries!!!! ANYWAYS, keep on reading journalers!!! -S-nap

 

[little farmer]

Kay well I haven't written in a while but here are some entries anyways.

Bisquick:
We moved to a new coop!!! It's huge and it's nice and warm. :3 It even has a loft with four nestboxes where it's nice to lay eggs. Christmas is coming soon and we got stockings and a Christmas tree!!!! For Christmas I want some mealworms, and a Heat ray 3,000!! And I would like the new model of the Freeze Ray 2,000. ---- Bisquick Marie

Buttermilk:
Merry Christmas people!!! It was so cold today my comb nearly fell off!! (Bisquick- Did NOT) SILENCE INTRUDER!!! Anyways, as Bisquick told you we got a new coop and it's warm and it has an awesome loft, and Bisquick always hogs the favorite nestbox and (Bisquick: DO NOT MISS HOGGER OF THE FAVORITE NESTBOX!!!) STOP INTRUDING BISQUICK!!!!!!!! Anyways, my stocking for Christmas is purple and sparkly and I want purple nail polish for Christmas. :3 ~~Buttermilk Joy

Snap:
HO HO HO!!!! MEEERYYYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas guys!!! I got a stocking and it's green and it has sequins here and there. It looks like a huge sparkle wad barfed on Buttermilk's. It is COVERED in sparkles!!!! Anyways, for Christmas I want the Ultimate Digging Kit. Me and Juni have a plan that on Christmas morning we're gonna wake up and go to the loft and shower shavings on the other two. It'll be fun!!! Have a Merry Christmas everyone!!!!! -~-~-~ S.S.S. (SNapperston Sofia Stoltzfus)

Junior:
Merry Christmas fellow Journalists!!!!! And a Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!! For Christmas I would like new Vaseline for my comb!!!! My stocking is my favorite shade of blue with sequins here and there on it. It looks just like Snap's only blue. Buttermilk's has all the sparkles in the world on it!!!! Anyways, the others probably told you that we got a new coop. I hate going last. All the surprises are spoiled. D: Anyways, I like to hide up in the loft where Bisquick and Buttermilk and Bisquick can't get to me to peck me. :3 Plus, it's nice and warm up there!!! It's closest to the heat lamp up there!!!! Merry Christmas! ~~~ Junior OliviA

 

[earlybird10842]

LOVE the middle names! I need middle names for my chickens!

 

[little farmer]

Hehe thanks.

Bisquick:
Today Mommy went to her own co-op and she told Grammi to take care of us, but Grammi forgot, and so we didn't have a light until 1:43!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so black!!! it was like those times when we have coopovers with our friends and we play hide-n-go seek in the dark!!! We tipped over the oyster shells and the food too!!!!!

Buttermilk:
Well, as Bisquick has told you we didn't have light until 1:40 (Bisquick: 1:43!!!!) Quiet!! Anyways, we tipped over the food and I got my feathers wet in the water!!! D: It was awful. It would've been fun if we didn't keep running into things!! Cause sometimes Bisquick would invite over friends and so would Snap and Junior and I would invite over Stacy and Violet and we would all have a coopover and we would stay up late and play hide-n-go seek in the dark!! It was fun!

Snap:
We played hide-n-go seek in the dark forever today!!!! It was fun except for when I ran into the ladder. And when I spilled the feed. And the oyster shells................ On Friday my class at Pine Cone Coopshooling Group is gonna have a Christmas party!!!! I'm so excited!!! It oughta be fun. :3 Merry Christmas!!

Junior:
I slept in until 1:43 this morning and I'm glad I did because I read for a long time last night. It was pitch black, and poor Snap, her clumsiness really came out. You see, she's clumsy, but in the dark- Oh my- you just wanna stay out of her way. Anyways, I have to prepare some trail mix for my Christmas party on Friday for Pine Cone!! Merry Christmas! -Junior