CrzyChknLady81
Songster
- Mar 29, 2015
- 642
- 66
- 138
He rolled his eyes and went outside. I explained that in chicken math they do not count. If it doesn't lay an egg around here, I don't count it. Last fall I technically had 42 birds, but only 2 counted with chicken math. The rest were molting, pullets, or roos I was growing. I told him the 2 layers were lonely, and he looked like he might cry. Poor long suffering man.
I literally just laughed so hard I snorted Dr Pepper out my nose..
I made fried chicken and the works for dinner tonight..while it was cooking I started on my birds evening snack..his comment..'these animals eat better than me'.. lol.. I stopped trying to explain chicken math to him..he just says "more eggs?" Or what building are we converting next..