PoppyChicken, SCM, LittleLady98, Ec_Prokta, and Chickenrandomness' Chat Thread!!!

[TechnoCat]

"While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

Ahahahahaha! That's stupid, but hilarious!!!

 

[TechnoCat]

"I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"


Oh. My. Gawd. That's the greatist!!!

Anybody here, listening to my stupid quotes?

 

[Malibu99]

 

[TechnoCat]

:3

Mal, check the chicken RP

 

[Malibu99]

:3 I did. And I responded.

 

[TechnoCat]

Did I ever tell you about the time my teacher hit me with a textbook?

 

[Malibu99]

o.o Nope.

 

[TechnoCat]

rofl. So we were in Spanish class, and Senorita Mechu was speaking, and I was listening intently, and she had her window open, and I didn't know that a wasp flew in. Apparently it landed on my head. I wasn't paying attention, and then Senorita screeches (in spanish, rofl) "DON'T MOVE!" And grabs a nearby textbook, walks over to me, and smacks me hard on the head, killing the wasp and almost killing me. Everybody giggled, and I was like: "OW!" but also like:

 

[Malibu99]

GAHAHA Okay, so I'm heelying with a friend, I hit a rock, fall, slide down the hill, and I'm laying there. My friend RUNS off, leaving me there. Then she comes back and says 'oh I thought you were fake-crying."

 

[TechnoCat]

:/ Wuuuut?