Popular Saying That Originated From Chickens

Get paid "chicken feed" (i.e., not much)

"Chicken-scratch" handwriting (i.e., messy)

Like a fox guarding the henhouse.

Rare as hen's teeth.
 
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i haven't heard that one, my mom's favorite was "teets on a bore hog"
 
" My Chicken is smarter then your dog..."
" You aren't a crazy chicken lady until you find feathers in your cereal... and eat it anyway..."
" I love you sweetheart but will you sleep in the living room? The chickens want your spot..."
Lady walks out of a salon "whoa!!!! Is that a frizzle on your head"
Son walks up to his balding father and touches his head " Whoa daddy!! You are molting!"
" I count my flock 5 times a day... Is that wierd?"
" If It has a chicken on it... I want it."
" I got feathers in my hair so that my chickens would stop making fun of me..."
" I have conversations with my chickens..."
" I swear they understand me!"
" If your daughter asks santa for a chicken... you raised her well!"
 
'Cowardly chickens' is something I say when I let out one of my pigeons. My girls act like I've willingly let a fox in the henhouse! They leap, jump, cackle and cower in fear as the poor pigeon thinks, Was it something I said?
 
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'That's like six cence an hour!"
 

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