I'm going to make one up here
Hmm...
Ooh, how about a song? I made one up a long time ago, to the tune of the eerie canal song, you might not know it if you're not from NY.
I have a mule
Her name's not Sal
Zero miles on the freaky canal.
She's a horrible worker and an evil pal
Zero miles on the freaky canal.
She is so evil in her way
Because she will not pull my hay
So I will make her work all day
From Albany to Buffalo
Low bridge,
Sal will not go down
Low bridge,
So I guess she'll have to drown.
And she'll never know her neighbor
She'll never know her pal
Cause she'll never navigate on the freaky canal
It's based on the original, and it's really weird. I was bored, ok? I do like it, though...