Post Your Best Joke!!!

[Sir Birdaholic]

Speaking of blondes,

A blonde was driving past a field when she saw another blonde sitting next to a rowboat. She yells "I can't swim, so I'll go for help".

 

[FarmCoe]

Quote:
*Blonde moment* I don't get it...

 

[DuckyGurl]

Quote:
*Blonde moment* I don't get it...

Neither did I at first...but PAST A FIELD WITH A ROWBOAT.

My blonde joke?
How do you kill a blonde?





















You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

She thought she was drowning. I surrender. No more from me.

 

[FarmCoe]

Quote:
*Blonde moment* I don't get it...

Neither did I at first...but PAST A FIELD WITH A ROWBOAT.

My blonde joke?
How do you kill a blonde?





















You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

 

[DuckyGurl]

Quote:
Neither did I at first...but PAST A FIELD WITH A ROWBOAT.

My blonde joke?
How do you kill a blonde?





















You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

IKR?!?!?!

 

[Dutchgirl]

Hmmm....

 

[Dutchgirl]

One blonde was walking along, carrying a bag. Another blonde came along and asked, "What's in the bag?"
"Chickens," said the 1st.
"How many?" asked the 2nd.
"Guess,"
"If I can guess, will you give me a chicken?"
"If you can guess, I'll give you BOTH!"
"Okay... I guess... 3?"

 

[DuckyGurl]

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[sadies chicks]

A family of tomatoes were walking down the street. The boy tomato was lagging behind so the father turned around and said "son! ketchup!"