I wasn't concerned, I was joking... I understand completely! My dogs are "inside" dogs too for the most part, especially in this heat. One of my dogs, a Golden Retriever is a full time inside dog. The other a 50/50 Great Pyr/Anatolian Shepard (to be LGD) spends nights outside year round, but most of the day he's inside sleeping... Right now, mostly under the outflow from the swamp cooler

And he's throwing off hair/shedding to beat the band! Just running my hand over him sends up a cloud and I am constantly pulling out tufts of loose hair. Even after shed comb use, he's still blowing out coat. Hope he finishes in the next week or two... Tired of hair everywhere.
Edit to add: In the cold weather, the Pyr/Toli doesn't want to be inside... he's outside almost continuously with inside visits.