Post your favorite fails here!

[iluvsedward]

EE lover :

Sometimes I stub my toe on thin air, practically. Not a good feeling. One time I stubbed my middle toenail off! It was cool.

ahh!!

I was with a friend and her mom smokes

and we stole a cig. and were pretending to be all gangster but than I asked her if i could see it and I put the wrong end in my mouth

 

[chickenbarn-gal]

I don't have any falls! I'm perfect

hahahaha just kidding, I just can't think of any right now.

 

[magistradomina]

Well my brother's best friend had an EPIC fail. Brian was supposed to come to our house to hang out with my bro, but instead of heading west on the highway to our house, he headed east on the highway. He was an hour away from our house (going the wrong direction) when he called us and asked which exit to get off at. My bro was like "you know your going the wrong way right?" He had no idea he was headed the wrong way!

He ended up turning around and coming to our house a couple hours after he was supposed to.

 

[mikecoen]

just installed a garage door on my newly built passive solar shop. Door was only half opened and I had stopped it for adjustments when I changed my plans suddenly and decided to back my 4x4 picup and overhead lumber rack out of the door. Big crash. Called the overhead door people to bring out another one.

 

[EE lover:)]

One time I had a handful of pretzels and I was sitting on the floor, and my Miniature Dachshund was on the couch, and he was just staring at my pretzels. I was just like... 'Marley, you're starting to creep me out.' FORCE FAIL.

 

[awesomefowl]

I accidentally put a dog bone in with the frozen pork roast. Major fail.

 

[EE lover:)]

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[16chickadees]

Well this one time I was sitting on my bunk bed playin on my laptop and a spider decided to fall down on my knee from the top of the bed. Well me being mortally terrified of spiders, jumped off of the bed -screaming at the top of my lungs- and dropped the laptop on my foot which just made me scream more. About an hour later I was sitting on my bed again -still a little freaked out because I couldnt find the spider to squish it- and then I saw this little black speck fliffing around at the corner of my vision. I had thought it was the spider again and repeated my earlier 'actions'..... so my mom runs in and is like "Ryley whats wrong?!" and I start laughing my but off and am like "Nevermind Its a fly."

I started dieing

 

[EE lover:)]

Funny Spider Story:
One time, I was sitting on my mom's bed, playing Harvest Moon, and the fan was on. So, I feel this thing on my arm, and I was just like, 'Oh, the fan's blowing my sleeve.' and I ignored it. Later, it was starting to get annoying, and I looked down and there was this spider on my arm, so I freak out and it goes flying.

Not so funny spider story:
Okay, so it's Halloween night, and my mom wants my older brother to get in the shower, and he says, "I can't." and she comes in there and there's this GIGANTIC FREAKING AMERICAN TARANTULA at the top of the shower, and we all go on a freak out. 'All' being me and my mom. I WAS SO TERRIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[16chickadees]

Not so funny spider story:
Okay, so it's Halloween night, and my mom wants my older brother to get in the shower, and he says, "I can't." and she comes in there and there's this GIGANTIC FREAKING AMERICAN TARANTULA at the top of the shower, and we all go on a freak out. 'All' being me and my mom. I WAS SO TERRIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay that reminded me (has nothing to do with spiders or Halloween though)
This one time I was at my friends house and we were bored and decided to be mean and freak out her little bro Trinith. So we went digging in La'chelle's (meh buddy) halloween boxes and found this old fake arm that looked all gross because it was suppose to be for a zombie or something and we ran up stairs and put it under the lid to the toilet so it looked like something was crawling out of it. It being like 10:30 we told him to go get in the bath so he could go to bed.... He comes running out of there screaming loudly and like a little girl going "There's something in the toilet!!" XDDDDDD LOVED IT!!!!​