Post your favorite poultry joke and get a laugh from the others!

[Khaki mama]

This isn't a contest or anything. The reason I started this thread is because of all the busy things in life including the corona virus. Sometimes you just need a laugh to relief you of your stress.
So feel free to post jokes of your favorite funnny poultry pics or jokes.
Please keep to appropriate. And have fun!

 

[ChickenCanoe]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opossum it could be done.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster.

 

[cluckmecoop7]

 

[ChickenCanoe]

Picture a chicken and a farmer talking in the barnyard.
He says to her, "yes, you are invited to dinner and no, you don't have to bring wine."

 

[Khaki mama]

 

[alwaystj9]

Why do baby ducks walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[EggSighted4Life]

What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs!

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
At the quack of dawn!

What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A dirty double crosser.

I NEED this, thank you!

 

[EggSighted4Life]

 

[EggSighted4Life]