Ended Poultry Shaming Contest!

[Oob Child]

Entry one

My name is George. I eat all the mealworms and don't share with anyone else.

 

[Oob Child]

Entry two

My name is George. I escaped and ate half of a 1kg bag of mealworms yesterday.

 

[Oob Child]

Entry three

My name is George. I refuse to mate with my two wives and hump squishmallows instead.

 

[Oob Child]

Entry four

George, Eater of Cameras

 

[Oob Child]

My name is Plum. I like to eat my mom’s camera.View attachment 3554370

He's way funnier than my camera eater

 

[PopoMyers]

I have one of those, too. I am praying I win the Nestera coop to get him with some girls he doesn't have to share.

He was rehomed the day after he was posted. The gentleman told me that his current rooster wasn't 'doing' anything, perhaps too old. He was to be dinner the next day after he took this very active cockerel home to 5 hens and 2.5 acres to free range. Here's to you winning that coop.

 

[Paz]

Pants are undies.

 

[Ponypoor]

Entry one

My name is George. I eat all the mealworms and don't share with anyone else.View attachment 3557264

Awwww how adorable

 

[Ponypoor]

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Pants are undies.

Pigeon pie??? that need a story told!

 

[Ponypoor]

(NOT AN ENTRY…I just wanted to shame my boy here lmao no rest for the dead)

“I used to show the girls awesome nesting places in the safest (most inconvenient and inaccessible) places. Oh, and I would stalk and attack the calves of all guests who just wanted to see my owner’s garden. They should have listened when she said to watch out for me, heh”
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(RIP Camembert. Is it the ultimate shame to be turned into pâté and soup? I didn’t want to do it, but you were a jerk to my kids and guests. Your meat was dark and tasted like turkey. Your huevos were bigger than your heart. Your sons are jerks just like you, but your daughters are the sweetest (pic with my kid) They must take after their mamas

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Ooooo freezer camp for the bad boys!