Prokta's Relationship Advice Column

[Ec_Prokta]

Tani: How long has this been going on?

Spook: That's rather... Hm. So, maybe you have to make your brownies yourself, or trade some eggs with She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named for brownies. And I'm sure she thinks highly of all her minions, so no worries there.

 

[WoodChic]

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I need your advice on something:

Dear Ec,

I'm trying desperately to send you a PM, and.... your inbox is full. How do I deal with this problem? Please respond!

Sincerely,
Woodie

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Quote:
I need your advice on something:

Dear Ec,

I'm trying desperately to send you a PM, and.... your inbox is full. How do I deal with this problem? Please respond!

Sincerely,
Woodie

Inbox has been cleared out.

 

[WoodChic]

Quote:
I need your advice on something:

Dear Ec,

I'm trying desperately to send you a PM, and.... your inbox is full. How do I deal with this problem? Please respond!

Sincerely,
Woodie

Inbox has been cleared out.

Yay!!!

I was just about to start a thread called "EC!!!! EC PROKTA!!! YOUR INBOX IS FULL AND I"M FREAKING OUT!!!!!"

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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But I am She-Who-Lives-Under-Rocks!

 

[ranchhand]

Spook: Make your own dang brownies and stop sniveling about it.

Tani? In 5 years it will only be a distant memory, until then, just be a friend to everyone, no huge commitments!

Woodie? Funny post!

Ec, you are indeed wise and wonderful!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Me mention names?

I wouldn't dream of it.

 

[Tanichca]

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But I am She-Who-Lives-Under-Rocks!

Rocks of awesomeness.

 

[Imp]

know some of them have some problems here. That Imp, it's just clean out of control
sometimes.

It could take you a week or two to solve

Dear Ec_Prokta,

I have this dear friend, I'll call "Ghost Scribbler". Ghost Scribbler seems to think I have "problems" and need a week or two of your special kind of therapy to solve.
My question is:
Should I listen to Ghost Scribbler or the voices in my head?

Just call us Sybil/Eve​

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Dear Ec_Prokta,

I have this dear friend, I'll call "Ghost Scribbler". Ghost Scribbler seems to think I have "problems" and need a week or two of your special kind of therapy to solve.
My question is:
Should I listen to Ghost Scribbler or the voices in my head?

Just call us Sybil/Eve

Voices? In your head? You need to write. Voices in your head are often the beginning of unique characters in popular media. You may need my therapy, however, on top of that. What exactly do you need therapy for?