Prokta's Relationship Advice Column

[Spookwriter]

We seem to have lost the Doc here...we need someone to
sign the papers.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Spook must have found a better cook!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

I'm sorry, I was playing a video game with my brother. What's the latest update?

 

[Spookwriter]

My dearest Em, I could never find a better anything than you.
But I feel you've tired of me.

The doc said that love gets in the way. Then a few posts later
she says that you and I should only be friends.

One yet another thread, some little Wooden Chick pops up and says
she's a writer. Yes, she got my attention. A passing thing.

But you Em...you gave up without a tear. Willing to let us carry you
away to the asylum.

You can't go, sweetheart.

Who would make my brownies? Who would make me smile every day?
Who else would let me and the Farmboy laze our days on the front porch?

There's only one you, Em.

And we all share you...

Spook

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Whoa, the fact that I said "Love gets in the way" isn't really true. I was just wondering if it did because of a personal problem. The reason I believe that you and Em should be friends is simply because I'm worried about your marriage.

However, you do have a special kind of love between you two. The love between best friends, maybe?

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Whoa, the fact that I said "Love gets in the way" isn't really true. I was just wondering if it did because of a personal problem. The reason I believe that you and Em should be friends is simply because I'm worried about your marriage.

However, you do have a special kind of love between you two. The love between best friends, maybe?

Don't worry, Procta. The spell will be broken when Em runs out of brownies.

Spook's marriage will be fine.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Whoa, the fact that I said "Love gets in the way" isn't really true. I was just wondering if it did because of a personal problem. The reason I believe that you and Em should be friends is simply because I'm worried about your marriage.

However, you do have a special kind of love between you two. The love between best friends, maybe?

Don't worry, Procta. The spell will be broken when Em runs out of brownies.

Spook's marriage will be fine.

Ah, thank you for the information, Taz. What does Em put in those brownies?!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Whoa, the fact that I said "Love gets in the way" isn't really true. I was just wondering if it did because of a personal problem. The reason I believe that you and Em should be friends is simply because I'm worried about your marriage.

However, you do have a special kind of love between you two. The love between best friends, maybe?

Don't worry, Procta. The spell will be broken when Em runs out of brownies.

Spook's marriage will be fine.

I lure all the men with brownies...

 

[Boyd]

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for a snot nosed youngster....

 

[BrattishTaz]

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for a snot nosed youngster....

BOYD!!!

Play nice!