Puns- Jokes- Songs.

[chickenlover007]

What runs but never walks?

My mouth

 

[shineandrise]

My mouth

LOL! Good one, I was thinking of a faucet or tap.

 

[Kale the Quail]

What runs but never walks?

nose

I am as small as a micron, stealthy like a spy, and I have always been caught. What Am I?

idk.

 

[shineandrise]

nose

idk.

Ding ding ding for the first one and the second is a virus.

 

[chickenlover007]

ok I haven't seen any pus yet so here goes

 

[HuffleClaw]

 

[Kale the Quail]

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oh my gosh lol

 

[chickenlover007]

I am Willow Eggsitter

 

[Kale the Quail]

I am Willow Eggsitter

that's actually mine too! *dies from laughter and shock*

 

[HuffleClaw]

Mine is Feathers Fluffybutt