Purple Squirrel Found?

[citychickx6]

That squirrel's parents don't understand her. They are so stupid.

And they are RUINING HER LIFE! [door slam]

Must be hanging out with my kid. [sigh]

 

[sourland]

That squirrel's parents don't understand her. They are so stupid.

And they are RUINING HER LIFE! [door slam]

"Elaine, where is that screwdriver? Time to remove the door."

 

[sfw2]

Quote: Been there, done that!!

The squirrel looks like the victim of a freak BluKote accident, to me.

 

[redhen]

That squirrel's parents don't understand her.  They are so stupid.

And they are RUINING HER LIFE! [door slam]

 

[Imp]

I never saw a purple squirrel.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you with deferral.
I'd rather see than be one.

 

[Bunnylady]

I never saw a purple squirrel.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you with deferral.
I'd rather see than be one.

I was waiting for that!

 

[Nitrous]

I never saw a purple squirrel.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you with deferral.
I'd rather see than be one.

That was awesome!

 

[Nitrous]

The squirrel was purple
And never hurt anyone.
It was released safe.
-a Nitrous Haiku

 

[Imp]

I feel dumb that I had to google-

"What rhymes with squirrel?"

Imp

 

[theoldchick]

How did purple get on the squirrel?
Did she eat a magic pearl?
Oh, no, nothing she did take
Her color was just a silly mistake
Her hairstylist was grumpy that day
She misread the label as squirrel grey!



TheOldChick who thinks she's a poet.
Just don't tell her when she blows it!