ok, ya know- its hard coming up with all this content for ya'll to chuckle, smile, laugh and jab at.
so ya met Duppy, he taught us many things, but ya wanna know where model_A got his guts and style?... Melva did it...
QualishaQ---I thought to myself, music is cool, but what about weather? news?
well, "Mel" sends out a post everyday to all of her friends from all over the galaxy, while making/drinking her coffee.
I thought I would share with ya and put her on the list of characters at QuailShaQ.
JJ, I have a feeling your gonna like her for some reason...
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GOODMORNING,ITS A GREAT DAY,AND ITS A FRIDAY!!!!!
ITS JULY 15,2011
LETS GET ON TO THE FACTS ABOUT THIS WEATHER THINGY=====
CAMDEN,DE======86'
CHICOPPEE,MA====78'
FARMERSVILLE,TX=======100'
GAINESVILLE,FL====95rain
HUDSON,NY=====84'
KINGSTON,NY===85'
KINGSTON,RI===80'
MANCHESTER,NY===81'
KANSASCITY,MO====98'
ORMONDBEACH===91'
PHILADELPHIA,PA===88'
PINE PLAINS,NY===87'
SEATTLE WASHINGTON====73'
SYRACUSE,NY==80'
WINSTED,CONN=====79'
NOW THE WEATHER IS HOT, MUGGY,STICKY(like a used lollypop) AND ITS NOT
GETTIN BETTER FOR NOW. TORNADO WATCHERS,WATCHIN AND READY TO CHASE THEM.
GO FIGURE,I KNOW ITS THEIR JOB,BUT COULDNT THEY FIND ANYTHING ELSE TO
DO?? YOU HAVE TO BE READY AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT=TOO DEMANDING FOR ME!
WELL=I MEAN= TO BE ABLE TO LOOK GOOD FOR JOB,YOU HAVE TO HAVE TIME FOR
MAKE-UP,HAIR TO PICK OUT YOUR MATCHIN CLOTHES ESPECIALLY BOOTS TO
MATCH,AND WHAT ABOUT UMBIS? I GUESS YOU'D NOT NEED THEM,ALTHOUGH MARY
POPPINS USED THEM IN THE SKIES!!!!! ANYHOO,IM GLAD IM NOT A CHASER OF
THE STORMS,,,TOO TIME CONSUMING,AND NOT ENOUGH NOTICE!!!!'
SO ON WE GO, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A FAMILY OUTIN,LUNCHIN THINGY=
WELL=YOU KNOW THOSE STORES LIKE
WALMART,FOODLION,LOWES,HOMEDEPOT ETC.
WELL,FIRST ITS GOIN TO TURN INTO A NATURE FAMILY OUTING TOO!!! YOU PACK
A LUNCH,GAS UP CAR,GET EVERYONE DRESSED,AND OFF WE GO=ITS GONNA BE
GREAT,NOT EXPENSIVE AND THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT! WELL,GO AHEAD GET IN CAR
AND YOUR FIRST STOP==FOODLION,PARK RIGHT IN FRONT! GET OUT OF CAR AND
STAND THERE=LOOKIN AT FRONT OF STORE=AND WAH=LA=ITS YOUR FIRST
SIGHING,YUP,YUP,YUP=LOOK WAY UP AT THE LETTERS (FOODLION) WHAT DO YOU
SEE? YUP,ALL SORTS OF NESTS IN THE FOODLION LETTERS,AND BABY BIRDS AND
MOTHERS FEEDING AT THE O=K CORRAL! SO CUTE,NOW GUESS WHAT KIND OF BIRDS?
JOT IT DOWN,ITS AN EXPERIENCE TO REMEMBER,AND SO NICE=A FAMILY OUTING!
GO TO YOUR NEXT STORE,DO THE
SAME THING,AND ON AND ON=DONT FORGET YOUR PICNIC LUNCH,GO AHEAD SPREAD
OUT THAT BLANKET IN THE PARKIN LOT,AND ENJOY. WHO KNOWS MAYBE SOME
PEOPLE WILL STOP BY,ASK WHAT YOUR DOIN,AND YOU CAN SAY:WE'RE ON A FAMILY
OUTIN: NOT THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND,AT ALL!
SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT=ITS NOT THE MONEY,MOST THINGS TO DO
WITH FAMILY HOME TIME DONT TAKE ALOT OF MONEY! GET THAT CAKE OUT OF
FREEZER,YOU KNOW THE ONE YOU MADE 4 MONTHS AGO,THAW IT OUT
FIRST,,,,,,,START THE COFFEE, MAKE CHOC. MILK FOR KIDS,AND JUST RELAX,
WRITE A LETTER TO A RELAIVE WAY=FAR=AWAY YOU HAVENT SEEN IN AWHILE,LET
THE KIDS ADD TO IT TOO-ITS A FAMILY AFFAIRAND YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID
IT,AND ITS A NITE WELL,USED!!! THAT IS IF YOU HAVE A STAMP FOR ENVELOPE
TO SEND IT ON ITS MERRY WAY= WELL TALKIN ABOUT STAMPS,I'D BETTER GO GET
SOME,JUST BOUGHT MY CHRISTMAS CARDS,AND THEY NEED ADDRESSES AND
STAMPS,GLAD I'VE BEEN TALKIN TO YOU.IT REMINDED ME===GO TO POST
OFFICE!!!!TOMORROW!!!!!
WELL,HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT FAMILY OUTIN THINK OF ME,ILL BE IN THE
AIR CONDITIONED HOME!! BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY====ITS TIME WELL
SPENT,AND ITS TIME ALL=TOGETHER.
(SAY GOODNITE GRACY')
YOUR DIVA MEL
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