Quicken Auction House (not real)

[Eelantha]

Ooooo, aRe THeY EggSalAd?

They are egg salad, chicken flavored, ham and beef too, plus some slimy fish tartinades on the side for kicks.

302 pounds of pepper for the eggsalad!

 

[DogAndCat36]

They are egg salad, chicken flavored, ham and beef too, plus some slimy fish tartinades on the side for kicks.

302 pounds of pepper for the eggsalad!

oOOooOoOoooOOOo, BUT TAKE THE PEPPER OUT, it iS eVil, 303 pOUndS of SAlT

 

[DogAndCat36]

305 more seconds of me being MIA

 

[Eelantha]

oOOooOoOoooOOOo, BUT TAKE THE PEPPER OUT, it iS eVil, 303 pOUndS of SAlT

But, but, it keeps any pesky egg eaters from getting their snout into that eggsalad! How can we not add pepper when so many voracious predators are waiting for the day they can snatch those yummy eggs?? It's an excellent protection! oxo

306 salad leaves to go with that eggsalad!

 

[DogAndCat36]

But, but, it keeps any pesky egg eaters from getting their snout into that eggsalad! How can we not add pepper when so many voracious predators are waiting for the day they can snatch those yummy eggs?? It's an excellent protection! oxo

306 salad leaves to go with that eggsalad!

Salt would do better! It can give those predators kidney stones!!!
308 pieces of WHoLe WheAT BrEAd to go with that eggsalad!

 

[Eelantha]

Salt would do better! It can give those predators kidney stones!!!
308 pieces of WHoLe WheAT BrEAd to go with that eggsalad!

But it can take YEARS to gain those kidney stones, versus a few minutes to engulf the eggsalad!

310 bottles of white vinegar, might as well spray the eggsalad with that to keep opportunists at bay!

 

[Eelantha]

+ 90 flasks of organic paprika to add even more flavor to the meal!

 

[9SpiceyChickens]

421 pellets of chicken food straight out of the bag.

 

[Faraday40]

230 Barney the Purple Dinosaur DVDs!

........ I think you mean 230 Barney VHS tapes




I'll join the bid with 430 used VCRs

 

[DogAndCat36]

I bid 435 not used VCRs