Quotes and Thoughts for the Day

It reminds me of the mother from the Goonies. Facial feature wise :lau
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OMG! It so does! :lau Thanks Shannon, now a can say that's who I was going for. The really funny thing was my mom always had to put sun glasses on it. She said those eyes just creeped her out. :P
 
Funny quotes this morning


Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus.'

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7PM. Please use the back door.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side
entrance.



And this one just about sums them all up


The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'
 

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