Quotes from Movies and TV Shows

[KinderKorner]

"Why is the rum always gone?" Jack Sparrow

"But that my dear children is cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." Willie Wonka, Charle and the Chocolate Factory.

"Which one (man) do you like best?" "Which ever one I'm with." Oklahoma

"Oh look a box of kittens. Time to punch Max in the face." Get Smart
(This movie has the best stupidest quotes ever! Hundreds of them. This is the first to pop into my head.)


"Dragon. Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing." Mulan


"My mom told me I'm not allowed to prespire." Hairspray

"This is where you stay this is where you live. I don't want to see none of this." *funky dance* Hitch

Oh man. I have so many. I quote movies all day.

 

[SmartyChick]

these are great!

"Now I'm concerned on a number of levels" -Mittens Bolt

"Hi this is Kari, sorry for freaking out..." Kari The Incredibles

 

[Dutchgirl]

Yeah, we have a lot, too. Another quote from Mittens in Bolt: "My limit on the number of lunatics on this trip is one."

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

"Do you like... cheese?" -Duke from She's the Man. Hilarious movie

 

[SmartyChick]

Quote:
I was going to post that one too!

But I wasn't sure of the exact wording so I didn't, and I wouldn't want to post incorrect information

 

[WoodChic]

These are all from 'Get Smart'.
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Kid in Minivan: [sees Max dangling outside the window] Mom! Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom!
Mom in Minivan: Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean! You see how annoying that is?

Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
Siegfried: I don't believe you.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
Siegfried: No.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?

Maxwell Smart: [to Agent 99] Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? Its Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face. Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. Oh, I'm having some bread. Time to punch Max in the face.

Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control?
Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control.
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

Agent 23: It's not over Max, I'll take that briefcase.
Maxwell Smart: If you want it, you'll have to take it.
Agent 23: [pause] That's what I just said!
Maxwell Smart: I know, I'm just trying to annoy you!

Dalip: Bomb didn't go off.
Siegfried: Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?
Shtarker: It was the mushroom cloud for me.

Maxwell Smart: This is it?
Siegfried: Of course not, I lied.
Shtarker: He does that.

Agent 99: You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity
Agent 23: You conveniently killed Krstic before anyone could question him.
The Chief: And there's that little matter with you stoning my head with a fire extinguisher.
Maxwell Smart: I said I was sorry, you just didn't hear me because you were in a mini coma.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Quote:
I was going to post that one too!

But I wasn't sure of the exact wording so I didn't, and I wouldn't want to post incorrect information

Actually, I'm not sure of it, either. But Bolt's on right now at my house, so I can check it!

 

[Dutchgirl]

From Bolt:

"What is this red liquid coming from my paw?"
"It's blood, hero."
"Do I need it?"

"Styrofoam? Tuck and roll!"
"Tuck and what?!"

"Are you mad? You don't know the power of Styrofoam!"

"That's a weird place to put a piano."

"Tell me now, cat. What did you implant in me? Poison? A parasite? Poison? Wait, I just said that. See, I'm all discombobulated."

(Sorry, I'm just listening to it right now and writing down what strikes me as funny...

)

"Well hello, puppy! Did you come for some of Grandma's butter bean dumplings?"

"Look, my stomach's distended! How great is that?"

"Wait. You know this dog?"
"Yes. He is fully - awesome!"
"Yeah, we've established that. Who are you?"
"I'm Rhino. A hamster. Well, that's not all true. I'm one sixteenth wolf, with some wolverine in there... but that's - that's beside the point. What we see before us is a superhero!"

Bolt: Okay. So what we do here is we give the target a quick flyover, we adjust the trajectory, and then land dead center. Am I missing anything, Rhino?
Rhino: Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life!

"Let it begin! Let it begin!"
"Wait! You are not a superher--"

BOLT: "The road will be rough."

RHINO: "I have a ball."

BOLT: "Easy won't be part of the equation."

RHINO: "Promise?"

BOLT: "There will be danger at every turn."

RHINO: "I eat danger for breakfast."



Rhino: "I'm awesome, I'm beyond awesome, I'm BE-AWESOME!"

Sorry for all this. It's ridiculous, I know...

One thing I love is when Mittens climbs a tree and refuses to climb down, Rhino waddles away saying "I'll get a ladder." He returns a few minutes later with a ladder! That was totally unexpected... Haha...

 

[awesomefowl]

"This is the first last time we meet!"
Spaceballs

 

[ChickLover98]

From AVATAR:
Jake is in the link machice for his first time and grace is starting it up...

Jake lifts his head up; Grace says "Head down." and pushes his head down.

Jake lifts it again... Grace says "Head dooown." really annoyed and pushes it down again.