Quotes from one of my favorite movies. The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe!
"Narnia's not going to run out of toast Ed" - Lucy
"Did that bird just "pssst" us?" - Susan
"Just because a man in a red coat hands you a sword doesn't make you a hero, just drop it!" Susan again
Mr Beaver: "When Adam's flesh and Adam's bone is seated at Car Paravel in throne, the evil time will be over and done"
Susan: "You know that doesn't really rhyme"
Mr Beaver: "Yeah, I know it doesn't but you're kinda missin' the point!"
And to finish off with a quote from LOTR Return of the King
"From the ashes a fire will be woken, a light from the darkness shall spring
renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king."
Okay, so if you don't have the extended version of LOTR, then you probably have never seen this scene, but its between Gimli and Legolas.
So Gimli is sitting on a dead orc and Legolas comes over and they discuss how many people or orcs they killed, and legolas shoots an arrow into the orc, and here is where the discussion goes...
"why did you do that?" Gimli
"I just saw it move." Legolas
"Yeah! Because it has MY AXE lodged in it's nervous system!" Gimli
It's much funnier in the movie but it is sssooo hilarious!