Ended Random Funny Posting Day and Mini Contests FUN Night! 5th Annual BYC Easter Hatch-a-long PARTICIPANT

[chickenlisa]

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. "Are you a cat?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The cat replied, "Well, I liked the book."

 

[nate1the1great1]

Lol I have a story about my chickens



The first day i got chicks i was sooo eggcited i got 2 slw,4 Cornish meat hens, 6 white rocks and 4 rir.
The next day one of my Cornish hens died but then a couple months later we realized that one of them was a rooster so we kept talking to him and eventually he would try his best to follow us around and he loved being held. But then he got up to 20 some pounds and we had to butcher him and it was the saddest thing ever bc he was the nicest rooster ever.

 

[Kiomey]

What do you call a midget psycic on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? a condescending con descending.

 

[chickenlisa]

Q. How do you get down off of an elephant?

A. You don't. You get down off of a duck.

 

[JDchicks]

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? Cause they kept dropping their trunks

What did the snail say as he was riding the turtle? Weeeeeeee
lol

 

[JDchicks]

Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter."

 

[angelobutter]

I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.


Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer….and my alarm clock is the police.


If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!


Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.


What if there were no hypothetical situations?


I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.


I childproofed the house… but they still get in!

 

[Sally Sunshine]

 

[Sally Sunshine]

OH wait IT IS!! HA HA HA

 

[Cynthia12]

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.