Ended Random Funny Posting Day and Mini Contests FUN Night! 5th Annual BYC Easter Hatch-a-long PARTICIPANT

[Cynthia12]

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

 

[JDchicks]

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

 

[Sally Sunshine]

I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.


Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer….and my alarm clock is the police.


If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!


Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.


What if there were no hypothetical situations?


I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.


I childproofed the house… but they still get in!

 

[Cynthia12]

Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon? The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere...

DON'T STOP ME NOW, I'M ON A ROLL!

 

[Cynthia12]

My friend has a world record for concussions, he lives very close. In fact, just a stones throw away."

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

 

[Kiomey]

Had to share this cuz it messed me up for about an hour last night lol

 

[Cynthia12]

Not a one liner, but just saw this..I want him!!!

It's like a NN in chickens..not much feathering..umm, I mean hair. On the hare.. Anyway, he .. she, is dang cute!

 

[chickenlisa]

be back soon- Dr appt for my daughter...will miss the fun!

 

[SoManyHats]

Oh my gosh!!