Living_Legend
Songster
Why don't people wash their hands before they go to the bathroom? I do. I don't want the dirty world touching my junk.
The only way to shower is sitting down in my book.
If you have to come to a complete stop before you step on an escalator, you are an idiot and I don't know how you're still alive.
My Politics My Religion and My Flag is my family. That's it. Oh yea, and baseball.
I'd rather only eat meat than not eat meat.
Why do people care about shit so much when it has nothing to do with them personally? I don't care if you married a pineapple and worshipped a broken mailbox.
If you leave time left on the microwave you should be arrested.
Stop putting mint in food.
I think weed should stay illegal not because I think it's bad but I think kids should have to find it like the older generations had to.
If you sell stuff to your friends on social media you are not an entrepreneur you are an employee to that company.
All pizza is basically the same. Stop lying.
I don't get why people like Star Wars.
I hate gas stations that ask you 10 questions before you pump. Credit or Debit, Car Wash, Reciept. Just let me pump.
Dogs are not kids or people. Dogs are dogs.
No to participation trophies.
Being religious doesn't make you a good person. Some of the worse people I know are very religious. I guess cause you can ask for forgiveness. (I know some really nice religious people too)
You work to live not live to work.
Video games movies and music don't make kids violent. Kids with violent personalities also like video games movies and music.
Why are commercials louder than TV shows?
Ben Stiller is not funny. I can't watch any movies with Owen Wilson in it because of his nose.
Pepsi taste like melted plastic. Drink Coke.
We can completely disagree and still be friends.
The only way to shower is sitting down in my book.
If you have to come to a complete stop before you step on an escalator, you are an idiot and I don't know how you're still alive.
My Politics My Religion and My Flag is my family. That's it. Oh yea, and baseball.
I'd rather only eat meat than not eat meat.
Why do people care about shit so much when it has nothing to do with them personally? I don't care if you married a pineapple and worshipped a broken mailbox.
If you leave time left on the microwave you should be arrested.
Stop putting mint in food.
I think weed should stay illegal not because I think it's bad but I think kids should have to find it like the older generations had to.
If you sell stuff to your friends on social media you are not an entrepreneur you are an employee to that company.
All pizza is basically the same. Stop lying.
I don't get why people like Star Wars.
I hate gas stations that ask you 10 questions before you pump. Credit or Debit, Car Wash, Reciept. Just let me pump.
Dogs are not kids or people. Dogs are dogs.
No to participation trophies.
Being religious doesn't make you a good person. Some of the worse people I know are very religious. I guess cause you can ask for forgiveness. (I know some really nice religious people too)
You work to live not live to work.
Video games movies and music don't make kids violent. Kids with violent personalities also like video games movies and music.
Why are commercials louder than TV shows?
Ben Stiller is not funny. I can't watch any movies with Owen Wilson in it because of his nose.
Pepsi taste like melted plastic. Drink Coke.
We can completely disagree and still be friends.
. Didn't realize it was such a scary thing for people. I basically don't even have to look and proceed without hesitation.
They aren't common in my neck of the woods. Pretty much have to travel to Toronto to see one.
