Random thread for random people

[oldrooster]

I was walking in the park when I turned a corner and saw a leprechaun farting a rainbow.

So does that make you want to buy a bag of skittles and taste the rainbow?

 

[oldrooster]

Tornadoes love mobile homes.

to them it's a part of their diet, it's like a tossed salad...

 

[oldrooster]

Last week I couldn't spell carpenter this week I are one.

you didn't build this chicken, Obama did!

 

[JD4570]

So does that make you want to buy a bag of skittles and taste the rainbow?

Nope! But at least we now know where skittles come from.

 

[onedoodle3]

I. will. NEVER. eat. another. skittle.

Now Rolos are a different matter entirely!

 

[theoldchick]

Bowl of Cheerios

 

[Linnren]

Just wanting to let you know about our wonderful Bed and Breakfast! It's for 'everyday people like you and me' and only $75 a night. (Canadian.) [email protected]

 

[Linnren]

Just wanting to let you know about our wonderful Bed and Breakfast! It's for 'everyday people like you and me' and only $75 a night. (Canadian.) [email protected]

"Hollyhock Haven: The Home of Happy Memories."