My pet peeve is when people write like this -
i have a chicken it is very nice i keep it in a box it lay egg i fill it with pudding then i throw it at my nieghbor and then i find a hat and ride around in my fancy goose bus with the window wings up and have a nice time don't you think that is really great and my question is what can i do when the chickens get really old and their beaks fall off and it they have to use wheelchairs how would i build a ramp in the coop that would be hard to do but i would because i really love chickens what i want are chickens that lay five eggs a day and are very quiet and they are bald but still pretty and they don't poop at all they just make cookies wouldn't that be great i can't wait to have chickies but not the kind that get sick only the healthy ones i want to free range my chickens but i have wolves that killed my cat will that be ok when the chickens take their summer vacation to florida how will i keep the coop clean for them do i need to hire a maid i love chickens i love hens i love eggs