Rav & Porky's Chumline Chums Mud Puddle

[Pork Pie]

Luckily, shes not that kinda girl.

Lucky, ya say I had ya down as someone favouring the less beaten track (or should that be "crack" )

 

[room onthebroom]

I'm an enigma .... Read that slowly... I said 'enigma' not 'enema'.

 

[Pork Pie]

I'm an enigma .... Read that slowly... I said 'enigma' not 'enema'.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

What? You wouldn't want this lovely lady boring itself into you?

Eww, he might, but not me!

 

[Pork Pie]

Eww, he might, but not me!

What if it was a boy sandeel?

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

What if it was a boy sandeel?

Umm..I'm gonna say no!

 

[Pork Pie]

Umm..I'm gonna say no!

Yer too fussy, by far

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Yer too fussy, by far

Well yeah, where aquatic critters are concerned...
I got a parakeet today. Pics on the pond. And Charity got a rat.

 

[Pork Pie]

Well yeah, where aquatic critters are concerned...
I got a parakeet today. Pics on the pond. And Charity got a rat.

Erm... why would anyone want either

I got a trouser snake

 

[Debs Flock]

Erm... why would anyone want either

I got a trouser snake

Are ya sure you have a trouser snake?

Pics or it didn't happen / isn't real.