omg!!
My hubby and I were on our way to a job yesterday and I was reading your thread on my phone and was laughing, hubby whose not a fan of chickens (but tolorates them well for me) asked what I was laughing about, so I started reading it to him, around the part where you said " imagine British accents..", I just lost it, Im a Brit so this was sooo funny to me,
I ended up laughing so hard, couldnt stop cryiing I was laughing so hard,

hubby trying to keep us on the road laughing, it was hillarios..."got to go to the loo" ha ha ha ha ha!
As many have said, you are a superb writter, and Im going next to your blog for another dose of rib ticklin!!

Thanks for the best laugh Ive had in ages, and keep it comming!